medievalfoxx:

i was not made for hookup culture, i was made for the most soul crushing experience ever. i was born to feel everything entirely and endlessly. i was made to feel everything deeply

wylansvanhendriks:

jane austen was right!!!!! i AM half agony half hope!!!!! if i loved you less i COULD talk about it more!!!!!!!! i WAS in the middle before i knew i had begun!!!!!!!

ancientbread:

big fan of the “I can’t fix him but I can follow him to his tragic and untimely end and love him even as he becomes corrupted and decays into a shadow of his former self” trope

steveyockey:

due to sleep inflation 1 hour of sleep is now worth 37 minutes

campyvillain:

your honor in my defense i’m not reading all that shit

archai9925:

no, I will not do my stupid human tasks, I will stare at the ceiling and yearn for something I’ll never feel

emeraldcas:

don’t listen to them babe just keep opening more tabs in your browser

wellwaterhysteria:

floating down the river styx on an inflatable donut and high-fiving all the lost souls i pass. i’m on vacation

maruti-bitamin:

refresh

swarnpert:

guy about to invent salt: i wonder what this rock tastes like