all spies are gay. oh you can’t trust anyone you meet? and you live behind a mask? and you carefully curate an image of yourself that is your armor? and you seek out others like you in seedy bars and you recognize each other by code? homo
I fear there’s simply no booktok-sensation enemies-to-lovers novel that will even come close to whatever the fuck napoleon and illya were doing in the man from uncle
do you ever see paleolithic art and go “oh fuck that’s good” like they hadn’t developed agriculture or the wheel but god damn could they paint horses real good
look at this pretty accurate horse art. this is from chauvet cave and is between
31,000 to 28,000 years old.
captain afab is honestly a very relatable character because whomst among us does not have some great beast that has eluded us all our lives. mine, for instance, is a decent night’s sleep.
Ahab. I meant fucking. captain Ahab.
y'all are gonna make this a whole thing aren’t you
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