I'm Haylee and I'm all over the place when it comes to fandoms so my blog is a grab bag of bullshit. I'm just a Fanfiction addict with no life. Welcome to my blog. She/her.

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Ignore the shitty phone quality but here is an attempt at a character sheet of another one of my DC ocs, Angel of Mercy/ The Angel of Crime Alley.

I’m just getting into digital art so I don’t really know what I’m doing so these are just wips until I have the energy to learn csp better 🤷‍♀️ for example the gas mask and goggles? Would be 1000% easier if I knew how to add shapes and alter them into the correct perspective but for now this is all I got 😐👍

deirdreskye:

Cartoon smartphone with devil horns and an evil grin: Well, well, well, look who’s tipsy. Better use one of my rideshare apps, drunkie. Those taxi driver unions aren’t gonna bust themselves! Ha ha!!

Cartoon beer can with little angel wings and a halo appearing above my shoulder as I start my car: Hi! I’m Roadie, the Road Beer! Wanna play a fun game? It’s called “drink me all up before you drive past the elementary school”!

Muffled voice coming from my glove box: Uh oh, looks like we’re getting pulled over! You’re gonna be real glad I decided to come along!

respected-coconut:

Being really into Frankenstein while at the same time being Chinese is so funny because every time Lord Byron gets brought up, the way his name is pronounced always makes me think of the word 白人 (bái rén), which translates into “white guy”. Lord White Guy.

dogheadhermitsshed:

my crack team of internet addled 16-24 year olds have been working day and night to invent a belief system that is near identical to that of the average white father in the 1950s. No its ok we are using words that are newer and also dumber.

fuckyeahchinesefashion:

OP: the stall owner I often order spicy 炸串zhachuan(skewers) from whipped out an impromptu Inner Mongolian grassland dance

mothcrumbs:

mothcrumbs:

i cant stop saying “grisp it”

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spicymemedad:

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I deman you to do it ?

stormsbourne:

usually when you have a stomach bug your body is like yes sir we’ll get this punk out of here, 48 hours tops. then you get a cold and your body is like I dunno … between a few hours and eleven months … maybe a week minimum …. you gotta understand we’re short staffed

zooophagous:

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My car is getting serviced and this auto shop has a shop dog and he’s ridiculous. Look at this guy. This is a grown ass man.

angxltxxth:

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fun fact: one of my most favorite things in the world is Scooby Doo. you know what else is a group of 5 detectives that can and will thwart billionaires? I had to, you understand