Meawshall Tito

furry tax collector call that a FURSona

sgtsoppy:

how do I make it stop saying this.

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segretecose:

“empowering women by sending katy perry to space for 2 minutes” shut the fuck up. samantha cristoforetti was the first female commander of the international space station and she became an astronaut because of star trek. and there is a real chance she is a kirk/spock shipper

iamalivenow:

robustcornhusk:

anxietyproblem:

Gröning proposed the idea for the film to the monks in 1984, but the Carthusians said they wanted time to think about it. They responded to him 16 years later to say they were willing to permit him to shoot the movie if he was still interested.

into great silence

ALT

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zvaigzdelasas:

I hate those engagement farming posts thatre like “what’s the real answer to this equation” and it’s just written purposely ambiguously. Real math they fucking love parenthesizing shit man

twentybrokenipodclassics:

inthesensethat-deactivated20240:

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sopeak:

Son, your mother and I are unfollowing each other on Tumblr

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deathmetalfaggot:

they should have the join date of your blog displayed on yr tumblr profile as a badge of (dis)honor and so we can judge the context that you opinions have formed in

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lastvalyrian:

beemovieerotica:

thank god for american public transit !!! 🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸

You get on the bus and then everyone does the Flintstones thing

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thickness-protection-program:

You’re rock hard? That’s cock crete babyyyy

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pan-twardowski:

btw i dont think i posted roman being a brave little patient yesterday. they put him in a freakin bag