idk if it’s just bc i myself am thicc, but i am so tired of new Hot Boy Fandoms™ cropping up, and all of them are just skinny twinks in different fonts. where are my thicc guys? and i don’t mean unrealistic bodybuilder muscles. give me men who have tummies and love handles!!!! give me men whose thighs TOUCH!!!!! have you ever motorboated man thighs? man TUMMY????? fucking godly experience, 10/10

i want men whose muscles flex and ripple behind plush fat!!!! i want men who are comfy to cuddle and lay upon!!!!! GIVE ME MEN WITH CHUBBY CHEEKS!!!! MEN WITH FAT TIDDIES!!!!!! MEN WHO MAKE ME DOUBLE TAKE AS THEY WALK AWAY!!!!!!! SHOW ME BACK FAT! SHOW ME THIGHS! SHOW ME FAT TUMMIES! SHOW ME BACK ROLLS!!!!!!! god i just Fucking LOVE PLUS SIZED MEN!!!! I WANT TO SEE MORE OF THEM IN FANDOM CULTURE!!!!!!

anyways, if you have any plus size masc art or writing to share, please do! it’s representation that’s desperately needed

Yuu: we’re having tuna straight out the can for dinner because i’m a bad parent

Grim: don’t say that! you’re not a bad parent, you’re a good parent!

Yuu: …

Grim: you’re a good parent! say it!

Yuu: i’m a good parent 🥺

tw for mild body horror, under the cut for length

hey what if Yuu changed after spending enough time in twisted wonderland?

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Savanaclaw (Heartslabyul)

Leona

DOES NOT WANT TO BE THERE. got dragged along by family bc Cheka wanted to go. refuses to admit it but watching his nephew bop around happy-go-lucky makes him a lil happy. legit does not care about the process at all. doesn’t care how soft the bear is, doesn’t want to stuff it, refuses to name it, bro simply does not have the capacity to gaf lol (ngl i hate this type of customer, like why are you even here? 💀)

he was literally just gonna get the lil brownie cub bc he doesn’t care, but the Scar one looks like him so Cheka forced him

doesn’t dress it. Cheka steals it sometimes and dresses it up when he visits

Ruggie

was forced to come along by Leona. balks at the prices (“$22 for a stuffed bear???”), but relaxes a bit when Leona offhandedly mentions paying for both his and Cheka’s. enjoys the process but also finds it all a bit silly. does not understand why people spend so much money for a stuffed animal lol (highkey wishes he could bring the rest of the kids from his village to one bc he knows they’d enjoy it)

almost gets the capybara but ends up getting the monkey instead with the intention of giving it to his grandmother. puts a voice recording inside of it so Granny Bucchi always has a piece of him when he’s away :’)

doesn’t dress it bc he’s kinda overwhelmed by all of the choices

Jack

came with his siblings. wasn’t planning on getting anything for himself but caves to pressure from his siblings. watches them stuff their animals and helps them choose clothes bc he’s a good big brother! is v embarassed to be there, esp bc all the employees keep cooing over how he’s such a good sibling (it’s worth it to see his tail wag at the praise)

doesn’t get a full size plush but does get the mini wolf. keeps it next to his cacti as a reminder of his family 💖

doesn’t dress it bc it so ittle

bc i work at buildabear so i might as well put my expertise to use lol

Heartslabyul (Savanaclaw)

Riddle:

is a little clueless and awkward when he walks in which is cute, but also he gets really specific about things and it drives the employees a little crazy lol. his bear must be the exact right softness, it must be sewn just so, the clothes must fit perfectly, it’s a lot. leaves content and a bit bemused that such a place exists

he gets the lil brownie cub bc he’s a little basic. tbf he strongly considered getting the groovy hearts pawlette, but decided to get something more basic bc i headcanon that he self-restricts due to trauma

dresses it in the Queen of Hearts costume

Trey:

enjoys his time! he does find it a little awkward to be so much older than the target demographic, but is reassured when he sees other teenagers and adults walk in

he gets the lil pudding cub, but just bc he likes it! he’s not the kind of guy to be into the more flashy designs, and he likes that it’s named after a dessert. also lowkey got it in solidarity with Riddle so he wouldn’t be embarassed about choosing a plain brown bear 🥺

dresses it in the girl scout cookie outfit

Cater:

bro fucking loves this place and absolutely milks it for views. he got permission to film and FILM HE DOES lol. he gets super into it; doing the heart ceremony, dressing it, making it a birth certificate, the works

he gets the Jade Purple Brown bear, end of story

absolutely dresses it in the corresponding outfit, but also buys it an outfit he can twin with. takes a billion selfies with the bear, dressed identically lmao

Ace:

makes a big fuss about it “being for little kids”, but actually fucking loves it and gets really into the process (you have no idea how many boyfriends i see daily who are like this)

gets the limited edition red devil bear (we’re gonna pretend like it wasn’t just online only lol) bc something something “badass” but also bc it’s hella soft

he dresses it in boxers and sneakers only. no i will not elaborate. i see this everyday, i have a second sense for it.

Deuce:

feels VERY awkward when he first walks in, but then steels his nerves and takes it on like a challenge. he ends up scaring some of the employees with how intense he gets, but he’s not really aware of it at all lmao. leaves feeling a sense of mild relief and content

he gets the standard green frog. he’s just a little basic for this, but he mostly gets it bc he likes how gentle it looks. he’s still focused on improving himself, so he wanted to choose something soft

he dresses it in the “emotional support bear” t shirt, some jeans, and the black lace up boots. he can’t fully stay away from his delinquent side, ya know?

bruh ok so

MaleYuu qpr would actually be so fucking funny

courtier: My lord, certainly you do not intend to wed this…human?

Malleus: no of course not

courtier: oh thank good-

Malleus: they are not able to feel romantic love, however they are quite dear to me so i wish to spend the rest of their life with them. i have invited them to live here with me for the rest of their life as my companion :)

courtier: …

inspired by @d4rk-x-w0lf-17 list of AceYuu moments

so i’m aroace (lol) and all i can think about is an AceYuu qpr

• Ace spends so much time at Ramshackle that whenever Deuce or Riddle can’t find him, or he doesn’t answer his phone, they call Yuu. 9/10 times he’s with them
• sharing a bed! but platonic sleepover style! they’re both sitting next to each other under the blankets watching trashy tv. Ace teases Yuu about cuddling but inevitably wakes up wrapped around Yuu bc Ramshackle gets cold at night
• cooking together! they make breakfast together a lot and have dinner together almost every night. Ace ends up sneakily buying most of the ingredients and snacks bc he knows Yuu is poor. would rather die than own up to it tho lol
• Yuu also sometimes makes lunches for themselves, Grim and Ace. the other first uear lunch crew gets jealous bc Ace is always flaunting it (“look what the prefect made me! oh, did you want some or something? too bad!”) but Ace is the one jealous when Yuu starts making lunches for the others
• holding hands! they do that a lot
• constantly being mistaken for a couple, esp when they go somewhere outside of the school together

random person: y'all are such a cute couple!

Yuu: oh we’re not dating

Ace: ewww as if i’d ever date this loser! (he refuses to let go of their hand the entire day)

• on the other hand, Ace is always the first to fend off any unwanted advances towards Yuu

random guy: hey cutie~ are you single?

Ace, running up: YES THEY’RE SINGLE, NO THEY WON’T DATE YOU, I’M THEIR FAVORITE PERSON!

• yes i know that’s ooc but it’s still fun to imagine lol
• lowkey coparenting Grim. Ace is the Fun Dad who gets into trouble with Grim and Yuu is the one with Mom Energy bc they’re always the one to scold them lol
• Yuu having Ace on speed dial and vice versa. Ace is the first one Yuu reaches out too when they need help (see chapter 4) bc Ace always responds quickest (he has their notification sound on max 24/7 jic). Ace really only asks Yuu for help with petty stuff bc he doesn’t want to bother them when they already have a lot on their plate. he covers it up by acting like he’s too strong/cool for help. Yuu lovingly smacks him upside the head and reminds him that help goes both ways <3
• people knowing Yuu is aroace and the they and Ace are close, but not understanding why Ace doesn’t just date someone

Cater/Deuce: hey Ace, isn’t there anyone you’re interested in?

Ace: how am i gonna date someone when i have to look out for Yuu?

Cater/Deuce: …

• eventually people get used to it and just expect them to show up places together. lowkey they’re shocked when they see one without the other
• just AceYuu but they’re Homies+ 💖

daydreaming about picking out outfits for each other

my taste isn’t bad, but ngl sometimes the fit i thought would work in my head simply does not translate irl :’)

and like Leona has…questionable taste when it comes to himself (the orange jacket and yellow leopard print t shirt 🤢) but i feel like he’d actually be really good at picking clothes for his s/o

heavily inspired by this person’s parents on tiktok:

hey imagine how in-character it would be if Hayao Miyazaki said he’s going to retire again and then died the next day?

hate that thing that movies do where in one scene the characters are like super disheveled and dirty, and then in the next scene they’re completely clean. i don’t want them to be clean just for the sake of aesthetics.

give me scenes of characters lovingly picking debris off of each other, smiling softly at each other with tired eyes. give me scenes where the tension is so palapable you could taste it, characters making a point to avoid looking at each other but each unable to refrain from noticing dirt on the other’s face. give me scenes of characters out of breath and on unstable legs, wiping blood off the other’s face before desperately kissing.

there’s just so much domesticity in two or more people cleaning each other up