the concept of “getting the ick” is so innately seinfeldian that it’s crazy that it was coined in the 2020s and not on a season 6 episode of seinfeld where elaine gets the ick from a guy she’s dating who makes too big a deal out of celebrating his birthday
I don’t know, as soon as you started the question, I somehow momentarily was struck with such a lack of desire for any material goods that there’s now a school of thought in Buddhism who reveres my ADHD riddled brain as a potential speedrun to enlightment.
I would still use my turn signals in the Mad Max Wasteland. They’d call me “Signal” because I’d hit my blinker before ramming the enemy hot rods into the side of a desert ravine. I’d use my turn signal every time. They would respect me for this.
The least realistic thing about the Lord of the Rings is that a team got together for a group project, decided everything in one meeting, and their plan worked.
The group abandoned the original plan halfway up Caradhras, split up several times, some group members started looking into different projects, found new partners and ended up doing something else, the original plan was abandoned early on, and the project was salvaged at the last moment by the one group member that didn’t get sidetracked. Sounds like a pretty astute description of teamwork to me
My boyfriend was showing me his cat and I leaned over to kiss the cat on his soft little baby head and he went “meow” and scrambled away because I’d been wearing my headphones and I accidentally jabbed him with the microphone.
And I said “Damn, this is exactly like in the Iliad”
The Cab: “I’m an angel with a shotgun, fighting til’ the war’s won, I don’t care if heaven won’t take me back, I’ll throw away my faith, babe, just to keep you safe, don’t you know you’re everything I have?”
“average person eats 3 spiders a year” factoid actualy just statistical error. average person eats 0 spiders per year. Spiders Georg, who lives in cave & eats over 10,000 each day, is an outlier adn should not have been counted
