I was a mermaid

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Depressing things I’ve heard Gen Z kids say

As written by a Gen Z kid

  • I don’t even care anymore
  • How many jobs do you think I can get on a middle school education
  • Fuck the school
  • I’m just going to be homeless when I’m older
  • I’ll never find a job
  • What if I don’t get into college
  • I can’t wait until we go up to the high school and get out of this hell hole
  • What if I’m accidentally outed
  • I’m running on anxiety and spite
  • Presenting gives me anxiety
  • I actually cried over this last night
  • Some days I don’t want to exist at all
  • I’m going to go home and cry
  • I’m going to go bald at 14 from stress
  • Somebody just stab me

Generation Z kids are here, and we are very, very afraid for our futures.

anetspucoatl

• honestly i’m just gonna die before i get my assignments done

• good future? who is she? never heard of her.

• (in response to the question “what’s your dream job?”) professional dead person 🤙

hiya-its-maya

  • “I hope I turn into a blueberry, it means I don’t have to finish high school”
ausgris

  • “how much does it cost to be dead for a living?”
  • “you know, i really didn’t think i’d make it this far in life but this body just keeps on tickin doesnt it??”
  • “im gonna die before finals. or die during finals. either’s good but id rather die before”
  • “she has my consent to kill me”
  • “i wish death upon me”
  • Teacher: “3 means tri. And that’s what you all need to do, you need to try. And 2 means di.” Like 5 different kids: “I want to die.”
  • “If I die, can I get an A on the test?”

gen z doesnt fear death, we embrace it

kurara-black-blog

  • “Don’t worry, we’re all going to die. Hopefully, soon and painlessly.”
  • “What more does the world need to end? I’m ready for it to end. C'MON, WORLD!”
  • “You can always throw yourself in front of a car… A little painful, tho.”
  • “I give up.”
  • What’s your problem? “If I only had one problem I would be happy.”
  • There’s no way you’re having so many problems at your age. “Not only I have, but I can see the ones I’ll have when I’m your age.”
  • “I’m not in the mood for existing today.”
awkward-avocado-of-death

  • “I HAVE FINALLY FIGURED OUT WHY THE MATH CLASSROOM IS ON THE HIGHEST FLOOR!!!!” “Why’s it on the top floor?” “So we can jump out the window and die!”
  • “I hate myself” “You shouldn’t do that, but same”
  • “To quote our fabulous overlord Gerard Way, ‘When I grow up I want to be nothing at all’”
  • “So, who’s going to report the bully?” *cricket noises*
  • “What do you want to do today?” “Die.” “Well that’s a bit morbid, but I’ll see what I can do.”
katwrech

  • “The years pass so quickly, I feel like I’m wasting away.”
  • “Please kill me now.”
  • “Well I’m sorry! I don’t have a life.”
  • *burst into tears when watching a video about global warming*
  • “Is… is school more important than your mental health?” “Listen if I get less than an A my mom will kill me.” “That doesn’t sound so bad, can I join?”
  • “So what’re you doing?” “Talking about dying.” “Cool.”
  • *female friend doesn’t know how birth works*
  • “Can I die now.”
  • “fUCK THIS ASSIGNMENT. (teacher) can go fuck themself I don’t even care anymore (comes from an A student)”
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Just ADHD Things

thefaunprincess

  • Re-reading a page twenty times in a row and still not retaining any information at all
  • Looking at a calendar and yelling “FUCK” 
  • Responding with laughter when someone asks you how your day was yesterday bc you literally dont remember 
  • Getting REALLY passionate about stuff and continuing to think about it well after the conversation has ended 
  • Having 30 minutes worth of homework but block out time for an entire day bc you know you’ll get distracted and it’ll end up taking that long
  • Getting lost in your hometown
  • Skipping the tutorials bc you wont be able to retain an information and then wondering why you don’t know how the game works
  • Wishing you had horse blinders so you could finally do your fucking homework
  • Being lowkey paralyzed when you have to decide what chore to do first
  • Trying to self medicate with caffeine in an attempt to help focus and just ending up jittery and panicked in addition to unfocused
  • :~) when :~) someone :~) makes :~) an :~) ADHD :~) joke
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this is so true is hurts