absentlyabbie:

fryeshiverbigman-deactivated202:

normalize having more than one best friend. “best friend” shouldn’t just be a title reserved for one person… best friend is a species…

#best friend is a CLASS of friend #one you can achieve #thru mutual embarrassment and hard work (via @pptiny)

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tanzabee:

Will Wood fans: we haven’t gotten a new album in 3 years!

Lemon Demon fans: 3 years? That’s nothing. We haven’t gotten a new album in 9 years!

Tally Hall fans: all for nothing at all

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ntrider:

ntrider:

honestly being around people who are not uncomfortable with you having feelings and desires makes the people who were uncomfortable so much worse in retrospect

like. oh! you were just evil

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literallymechanical:

task manager kill this fucking thinbg

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ri5k:

you have to remember that your icon is who’s saying your posts

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the-fallen-blue:

nb-nightwing:

they posted a full version lol it’s mr Stacy’s dad for me

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beepathan:

hey everyone its april fools. but dont worry i dont have anything planned. just going to sit here and…

I LIED !!!! GET PRANKED

POST BELOW ME GET FUCKING WET

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tahthetrickster:

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tgirl-thucydides:

tgirl-thucydides:

tgirl-thucydides:

tgirl-thucydides:

Fucking wild to be teaching about Rosa Parks at the same time as a trans woman in Florida does an act of civil disobedience to use a women’s restroom in the state capitol

As far as I know, she is the first woman arrested bc of this law. The law requires that the trans person be warned to leave the bathroom by a state official, and then if they stay they are guilty of trespassing after a warning.

So like, me, my gf, others just piss and nobody asks or tells, but this young woman sent a statement about the law to over 100 FL lawmakers so they would know she was coming, the cops were ready for her, she brought a reporter and went in anyway and spent the night in a men’s jail. She is out on bail, and is hoping this will inspire change of the law. But if found guilty, and the law is upheld as constitutional, then she could spend up to 60 days in a mens county jail.

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Seriously, this is extremely Rosa Parks coded. Good looking, religious college girl. It’s the whole playbook. She also added this selfie.

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I support her and hope this goes as well as it can.

Shoutout to trans women for being the only ones to do something actually politically radical with the recent trend of girlcore catholicism

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ourdragonsarebetter:

knitordeath:

bi-accident:

The best part of waking up

“Richard Nixon” is now my new favorite swear that isnt a swear

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plumslices:

I wish i was different i wish it all was different . *cleans and does laundry *

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miles-wrightworth:

Why are you lgbtq+? wrong answers only GO

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hypotenussy:

frontmansdog:

mentally taking a drag of my mental cigarette because I don’t smoke but life has been very smokable lately

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ivebeensetonfire:

bogleech:

kedreeva:

A snake in Thailand spent enough time sitting still in the water to grow moss and turn into a dragon, apparently.

More video at the source account!

While snakes can sit still a very long time, this is some kind of hair algae (not moss!) many species of which grow in n fast moving streams, so the snake could have been fairly active and still grow an algae coat, which it will lose next time it sheds or if environmental conditions (like seasonal temps) change too much for this algae’s liking :)

@thatboreddrake

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mrsjdavis:

ospreyonthemoon:

gamer-crow:

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cheshiregrinfu:

wasabikitcat:

lostwoodscutie:

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Documenting what is quite possibly the best exchange I have ever seen on this website.


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He will not be exiled again

I enjoy all parts of this post. The trans leash, the confusion, the heartfelt display of affection we give to our pets. The biography, the history lesson, and the morality of keeping cats indoors are all bonuses.

Hey thats me again.

Anyway guess whos 18 now!!!

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Frank

This post has EVERYTHING…

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