Anonymous asked:
what are you favourite and least favourite asks to get?
favourite asks:
philosophical ones. like, deeply philosophical ones. give me a question so intricate and specific that it sounds like a hypothetical posed by an unhinged ethics professor trying to get fired. “if a ship of theseus situation happened mid-shift, which version of you is real?” phenomenal. ten stars. marry me
anything that lets me infodump. i am a yapping baboon first and girl second. and human third. ask me about shifting and i will explain it like an enthusiastic professor who forgot tenure doesn’t protect them from being annoying.
meta questions. shifting within shifting. layers. recursion. epistemological nightmares.
asks that let me flex my media analysis muscles like i’m in a workout montage. “how would mulholland drive function as a dr?” see how fast i start foaming at the mouth.
asks that challenge me but in a way that proves you did your homework. if you’re trying to trip me up, do it with style. i will love you for it.
creative asks. if you go through the biggest lengths just for me to answer … .i tip my metaphorical hat to you, dear sir/madam
least favourite asks:
asks that treat shifting like a customer service hotline.
asks that ignore my pinned post aka my faq or my central !!!!!!!!!!. reading is sexy. critical thinking is hotter than keira knightley in a period drama.
asks that are just… lazy. i don’t mind re-answering things, but if the ask is literally just “tips?” i will evaporate. be so for real. i mean i will still probably give you them, but,,,,come awn
asks that are weirdly demanding. like “reply NOW.” girl. bestie. light of my life. do you think i’m sitting in a call centre with a headset, waiting for your ticket to come through. OR asks that treat me like a shifting machine rather than a person with a blog and an internet addiction. respect my hustle. i am running this like a little boutique, not an amazon warehouse.
tl;dr…..ask me something interesting, and i will respond like a caffeinated philosopher with a god complex. ask me something bad, and i will sigh like an exhausted professor reading an undergrad essay titled “why plato was kinda dumb lol.”
Anonymous asked:
EMMMAAMAMAM begs on my knees for book recommendations
redirecting you to this here … <3
seeing a lotta ask games on the feed… no uh (cough cough) sleeping beauty themed (cough cough) ??????? weird. interesting. suspicious. but sure…..whatever. i’ll just be here. staring into the abyss. waiting…….
Anonymous asked:
Hiii first of all I want to say I absolutely LOVE your blog, and we have the same name so it kinda gives me motivation lol
(english isn't my first language, so I'm sorry if I make some mistakes)
I hope you don't mind but I have some questions
1. What do you actually feel when you shift? I think I've shifted a couple of times but I didn't open my eyes, so I'm not sure.
2. Everything you script is there? Has it ever happened to you that something you scripted was different?
3. What do you do to keep your focus on shifting? because when I attempt to shift I struggle to keep my focus on it
4. Do you prefer awake or asleep methods? I usually use awake methods, because I don't really know how asleep methods work. like you just affirm, go to sleep and then wake up in your dr?
Well thank you soooo much for reading this ♡♡
what do i actually feel when i shift?
for me it’s a lot like being halfway between dreaming and dissociating, except i want it and i’m in control. everything goes floaty, time stops holding its shape, my limbs feel like they’re flickering at the edges, and then, poof. reality detaches.
and no, you don’t need to open your eyes to confirm it. like literally don’t. if you’re trying to shift and your brain’s like “but what if we open our eyes just to see” tell it to shut up and sit down. opening your eyes before you’re ready is like biting into a cake before it’s baked. messy. undercooked. disappointing. wait for the click. you’ll know.
is everything i script there?
yes. and no. and yes again. your dr is already there, but you choose which one you go to based from your beliefs plus your scripts plus your subconscious plus the inexplicable whims of your inner world’s quantum engine (which is run by, like, four capybaras and god).
sometimes everything you script shows up like you ordered it from dr amazon prime. other times you’re like “hi why is my dr best friend dating someone else?? i scripted them to pine for me in torment???” and it’s like. oh. it’s doing it’s own thing before it starts doing the thing you asked it to.
that’s the fun part. you’re the architect, yes, but you’re also in a sandbox with sentient dolls and the occasional unhinged plot twist. sometimes the universe just improvises.
if you really want something to stay fixed, it will. you’re the architect of your reality. and it’ll stick. mostly.
how do i keep focus when shifting?
sigh. the eternal question. honestly, i don’t even think you NEED focus. but. what helps me??? immersion. not effort, immersion. close your eyes and pretend you’re in the scene. the plot will pull you in. also, literally telling my brain “we’re already there” over and over until it caves like a house of cards. assumption isn’t a glitch, it’s the key. and if your mind wanders, let it. let it wander into the dr instead of yanking it back. be like “oh you’re bored? fine, imagine what my dr room smells like.”
awake or asleep methods?
this one’s just personal sauce. i love asleep methods when i’m not being impatient (which is never). but they work. asleep methods are giving, oh, i whispered my power into my pillow and woke up on another timeline. they don’t feel as sexy in the moment, but they’re efficient. what i personally do is jus
affirm as you’re falling asleep. stay calm (no “am i doing it right” anxiety allowed). let the affirmations become background noise. wake up there. poofy poof
it’s really that anticlimactic. you just kind of… fall through a narrative crack and land somewhere else. awake methods are for the girlies who are patient,,,mostly. and i respect that. i am that. but don’t sleep just yet (lol) on asleep methods.
thank YOUUU for the ask <3 i hope this helped. now go forth and shift like your life depends on it (it does. this one’s getting stale anyway.)
with love and unstable particles,
emma ,,,, aka hrrtshape aka the girl with a tinfoil hat
Anonymous asked:
hi emma!! i just wanted to say i feel like you’re not appreciated enough! i’ve known shifting since 2020 but only now i got into shiftblr and your posts are really helpful, i feel closer and closer to my desired reality. thx for everything, you’re such a queen 🤍🤍
okay hi sorry, gonna go cry about this brb. i need you to know how violently IIIIII appreciate this. i’m pacing. i’m chewing a pen. i’m going to ascend and then come back down just to reply to this.
anyway. thank YOUUUUU. genuinely. i’m gonna print this ask out and put it in my weird little shrine of validation next to the copy of antigone i annotated like a maniac. you are an angel. a scholar. a shifting sweetheart. i hope in your dr you wear a crown and a have a weirdly attractive enemy-to-lover who respects your boundaries. keep going. keep shifting. and tell your reality i said hi <3
Anonymous asked:
you’re one of the people shifting for an actual insane boyfriend, (literally no judgement,) so i come you bearing the question, should i shift for jonathan crane?
hot , yes
i said what i said, and then it happened (unfortunately 4 everyone)
cards on the table . . this isn’t a secret. it’s barely even information. it’s just that no one wants to say it plainly because then what would we sell? law of assumption, attraction, annotation, adoration, alliteration, whatever poster child the wellness-to-woo pipeline’s feeding you, is, at its core, confidence + assumption + commitment to the bit until reality bends in obedience . . aka success.
i might as well just say : you are god. put that on your cv, if you wish.
assume the feeling of the wish fulfilled. occupy the state. don’t wait … be.
let’s look at it like this .
confidence = i am her. full stop. not becoming. already am. the main character, the casting agent, the guy editing the trailer, the theatre audience in tears, the whatever.
assumption = no questions. no conditions. you’re not waiting on a greenlight from the universe. you’re the studio exec. it’s your production. the role’s been cast. it’s you. you win. ta-da, congratulations.
success = the plot simply has to follow suit. reality is the intern, your assumption is the highest executive order.
think of it like this : you’re putting on a coat. not a dream coat. not a someday coat. the coat of already-having, in a colour called “i said what i said.”
i’m not telling you to hope. i’m telling you to live like you already got the call from your agent and you’re in the lead role of your own fantasy.
and when you do that, really do that, everything else rearranges itself like stage props moving behind the curtain. why? because consciousness is the only reality, and the assumptions are dictating the script.
law of assumption is basically just . .
i said it. i believed it. i became it. reality caught up.
rynnest asked:
hrrtshape face reveal guys
oh , to be put in the same conversation as my unproblematic miu miu queen wonyoung …
Anonymous asked:
trademarks😚
• those white fluffy pampered cats
• the ‘stay with me, i dont want you to leave’ trend
• bows
• EVERY MAN GETS HIS WISH BY LANA DEL REY
• having a mental breakdown and watching urself cry in the mirror, just to pause and be like; ‘wait..im kinda fine..😍’
• girlhood, js girlhood in general
• sassy writing style
• coryo. every time i see him, i think of u
the mirror one…okay…ntm….
lovebvni asked:
serious question, as crazy as it sounds.
there is a show on peacock called “Emma.” is it your life documented in this reality as fiction?
oh, totally. they plucked my life out of the ether and stuffed it into a peacock original.
who knows, maybe i was the inspiration for emma. maybe i inspired jane austen. maybe she saw me across a crowded ballroom and thought…..there she is. there’s my north star. my muse
you never know, is what i’m saying
im scripting this for my vampire dr #canbragthatiwastheemmainemma