Irish jokes

Paddy says to Mary if you were stranded on a desert island who would you like most to be with you?”“My uncle Mick” replies Paddy.“What’s so special about him?” asks Mary. “He’s got a boat,” says Paddy

The mother superior opens the door to see the two little green men. “How may I help you?” she asks. “Mother superior,” the younger leprechaun says. “Are there any leprechaun nuns in your convent?” The mother superior thinks for a while and answers, “No, we have no leprechaun nuns.” ...

An Irishman was drinking in a bar in London when he gets a call on his cell phone. He orders drinks for everybody in the bar as he announces his wife has just produced a typical Irish baby boy weighing 25 pounds. Nobody can believe that any new baby can weigh in at 25 pounds, but the man just shrugs, “That’s about average up our way, folks… like I said. My boy’s names Graeme, a typical County Clare baby boy.” Two weeks later the man returns to the bar.

Ireland is a beautiful country with a lot of history. However, did you know that they are also really funny? Check out the top 19 Irish jokes. #irish #jokes #Humor

I heard this one on the radio today. A Irishman is walking along the beach. He finds a bottle and rubs it; out comes a genie. The genie agrees to grant...

These are some of the best Irish jokes you will find online. I have no doubt you will not make it through this list without laughing out loud. Guaranteed.

They ran out of food a couple of days ago, and ran out of water just today, so naturally they’re pretty desperate. Out on the water, one of them spies a genie’s lamp, and they both frantically paddle towards it. One of them pull out the lamp and rubs it, and lo and behold, a genie pops...

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Get ready to sham-rock your way through laughter with 200+ Irish puns that are sure to tickly your funny bone! From leprechaun laughs to shamrock swags, this treasure trove of wit will make your heart do a jig! 🍀✨ Don't take life too seriously—join the pun party! #puns #IrishHumor #FunnyBone #Laughalot #ShamrockSmiles #PunGoals #Jokes #InstaFunny

In honour of St. Patrick's Day, it is time for a little Irish style humour! Q: What's Irish and stays out all night? A: Patty O'furniture! Q: What would you get if you crossed Christmas with St. Patrick's Day? A: St. O'Claus! Q: Are people jealous of the Irish? A: Sure, they're green with envy! Q: What would you get if you crossed Quasimodo with an Irish football player? A: The Halfback of Notre Dame! Q: Do leprechauns make good secretaries? A: Sure, they're great at shorthand! Q: How did…

Same time everyday at the same bar. This went on for years and as time went on the bond between these three men grew into something like a brotherhood. Then one day as they were having their after work drinks, two of the fellows seemed really down. That’s when one of the friends announced...

Two Irishman, Mick and Paddy were walking home from the pub after drinking late one night. Mick says to Paddy, “I can’t be bothered to walk all that way.” “I know,” says Paddy, “But we’ve no money for a cab and we’ve missed the last bus home.” “We could steal a bus from the depot,” Mick...

Get ready to laugh with the best Irish jokes! ☘️ From witty one-liners to hilarious anecdotes, these jokes will bring a smile to your face. Share the laughter with #IrishHumor #JokesForDays #StPatricksDay #LaughOutLoud #IrishComedy. Whether you're Irish or just love a good joke, these will brighten your day. Don't miss out on the fun!

Leave it to the Irish to come up with some witty, sarcastic, and funny things to say about life. These funny Irish quotes here is sure to have you smiling.