I can’t remember if I posted these lol
me, watching my mutuals post ceaselessly about a fandom i’m not in:
I know I’ve spoken about it before but I think I have a form of face blindness that makes it impossible to tell apart conventionally “attractive” white men beyween the ages of 25 and 45 and it makes it really difficult to watch movies sometimes.
me: *squintint the TV trying to tell the difference between 2 main characters in an action movie*
the characters:
Hello, person with a degree in criminology here.
This is true. This is not only true, but it's four times truer than you think it is. This is widely documented.
Thank you for your time.
Oh wow, I came across my own dash. Hello old, but incredibly correct and cool/attractive me!