Completely average guy in completely average neighborhood adopts strange irradiated dog possessed by the soul of a 14 year old girl
She’s adorable
Just realized this is kinda what me and uncle @rainbowgod666 have going on. Except he’s just a character written by a more experienced writer
Ayup.
Hyperrealistic 20yo scronched into the form of a cute picrew and the 15yo eyestraincore angel creature
meanwhile 23yo me getting psychic damage from seeing a guy my younger cousin’s age get called uncle
caretaker with sun based healing magic which works great until they have to care for vampire whumpee
btw i realized like a minute after i posted this one that “sun based healing magic that also hurts vampires” is hamon from jojo and been wanting to do vampire whump to DIO lately
jojo character that only you care about because theyre super irrelevant but you like the music their stand is named after
boys like it when you imprison them in the ornate birdcage that hangs in the centre of your lair
why do people keep tagging this as whump what is whump. is it the sound they make when they throw themselves against the bars of the cage because they love it in there so much
this is like the opposite of when someone posts about vivisection then goes “what the fuck happens in danny phantom”
fucking whatever man. [my plumbob changes from green to red instantly]
The extension that I used to cheat on neopets highlighted the plum in this post.
how does an extension that highlights words helps you cheat on neopets
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sorry but Mayuri is like, a mad scientist that 100% has tortured people, might be a tie by virtue of Basically Being Cioccolata
it is a farming sim thats just the message when a new animal is born and they named the pig your mom
TIAZINHA BOLSONARISTA PAGANDO PAU PRO SEBASTIAN MEU DEUS DO CÉU HDJDHDJDBDNDHDNDBDNBDNDDBJDBD
eu esqueci q vc era br que jumpscare
everyone shut the fuck up and look at this snake named barcode
are they also notorious for resembling highly venomous snakes? bc i know there’s scarlet kingsnake that looks like a coral snake and this one looks like australian sea snake
