had a dream about being bit by a vampire and all i said was “if you bite me again will I turn???” and i think i kind of got on his nerves. was not a particularly attractive vampire either (Nosferatu esque) but that does not mean it was not a sex dream
tumblr drafts you are my best friends forever :)
They should make you do a mental health multiple choice test before you are allowed to purchase marijuana. #InMyOpinion
“it’s like playing 4d chess” not to me. To me, it’s like playing ball. Catch, if you will..
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ever since I changed my gender to Male on tik tok (in order to stop getting advertisements about the appearance of my “Pooch”) ive been seeing SO much more Family Guy like it’s actually kind of crazy
Im Not Walking On Hot Coals For You I’m Bending Down And Picking Them Up With My Bare Hands 🖐️ And Throwing Them At You Like That Of An Ape With Its Dung