3 years ago with 61,480 notes

orangepanic:

Go read an old fic.

There’s such recency bias in fandom. As an author you post something, get a few reactions, and then it goes off into the bin. As a reader you check the tags, see what’s new, and move on. But a lot of old stuff is really good. It’s just sitting there, gathering dust, waiting for someone to take a peek.

So go on. Treat yourself.

Read an old fic.

#and comment #the authors response is sometimes so cute




1 hour ago with 88,106 notes

phantomrose96:

phantomrose96:

You know what’s never not funny?

FMA03 Scar is just so bishie. He looks like he’s in danger of starting a boy band any second. He’s so delicate. So streamline and alluring. He was an extra in a shojo anime who stumbled on set and they were like “shit man we needed someone to play the vengeful murderer youre hired”

And Brotherhood Scar is just so goddamn shredded. 80% jawline. 15% cheek bones. 5% man pain. Dude coulda bench-pressed Sloth out of the fucking Briggs fortress if he’d just been around for it. Testosterone is ashamed of its masculinity around Brotherhood!Scar. Someone chiseled a block of marble and it started talking and everyone just rolled with it.

How are these two the same character howd this happen I’m just fucking laughing

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“My emotions are very complex and sometimes I cry while writing free-verse poetry.”

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“I eat mountain lions for breakfast.”

#fma #NDJFJDHDJ




1 hour ago with 88,388 notes

thisiswhyidonthaveatumblr:

catbountry:

lana-del-rey-mysterio:

i don’t care what y’all say this is still funny as hell

I don’t watch the wrasslin’ but I like the cut of this guy’s jib.

You guys don’t understand.

Other dudes had been calling him Beaker as an insult for months.

And then the Muppets hosted.

AND THIS FUCKING HAPPENED.





1 hour ago with 4,561 notes

hometoursandotherstuff:

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1 hour ago with 2,956 notes
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digitaldiscipline:

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1 hour ago with 51,199 notes

striders:

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i CANNOT stop thinking about this job ad. i am absolutely losing it over the implication that someone is going to apply to this job who 1) loves chasing birds and 2) is disturbingly competetive about it





1 hour ago with 636 notes

sprinkledsalt:

I’d like to draw attention to a couple of stories where immigrants were detained by ICE–a mother and her 3 children in New York and a couple who owned a kebab shop in New Jersey–but in both cases, they were released after outrage from their respective communities. The superintendent of the children’s school was “leading efforts to ensure the family’s release” in the NY case, and Haddon Township residents donated over $300,000 to the NJ couple’s GoFundMe for their legal fees.

This is why it matters for communities to support its members and speak out against injustice. This administration will not do everything it wants as long as people keep fighting back.





1 hour ago with 322,839 notes

megcanic:

thefoxconfessor:

yayoroses:

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iconic!

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this is the plot to mama mia





1 hour ago with 1,104 notes

nokiisland:

really funny when westerners are like “wah our continents don’t have big awesome animals like africa does” and then they literally have bears and horses and bison and moose and giant fuckoff massive pigs and wolves and more. like i’m pretty sure both of our continents have big animals. big and awesome even. do you know the lengths i’d go to to see a big big pig. i’ve never seen a real pig that was big before. i want to see a piggy. how are you ungrateful to the biggy piggies





1 hour ago with 741 notes

dumbpuppyfag:

“cancel your nyt subscription! stop buying starbucks every day! boycott the switch 2!” can i pls have some of ur money?? pls?????





1 hour ago with 1,239,624 notes

belinsky:

tockthewatchdog:

mattheuphonium:

kim-jong-chill:

i need feminism because when jesus does a magic trick it’s a goddamn miracle but when a woman does a magic trick she gets burned at the stake

fabulous 

i mean they did also kill jesus. that was a pretty significant thing that happened. like i understand where you’re coming from here but they very much did kill jesus.

#in honour of they very much did kill jesus day





1 hour ago with 204 notes
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shinesurge:

prawnlegs:

life-saving tips for running a (very) small business when your default state is Tired & in Pain:

Peel & seal envelopes. BAM done don’t have to mess with nasty glue (which might also seal the envelope closed if you have to store mailing supplies through humid hell summers)

PRE-PERFORATED printable sticker sheets for address labels. I am investing in these now because hand-writing more than one address kills me. I have also used a guillotine to hand-cut unperforated label sheets but that is one more pain-causing step and you’re wasting supplies if you can’t fill the entire sheet in one go

that’s it those are my big two for now but I’ll add more if I think of them

can i add spring loaded scissors!! regular scissors for the amount of shit i have to cut for the shop wrecks my hands even if i use the guillotine for what i can but these things are lifesavers

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2 hours ago with 71 notes

dostoyevsky-official:

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a relatively small piece of insanity amidst the insane collapse all around, but a personally painful one. the wilson center received $14 million per year from congress. with that money, it operated one of the best, most important archival research centers for eastern europe, russia and eurasia, and the cold war. in particular, the sprawling cold war archives are instrumental for new studies, and many authors received critical support from its cold war international history project, creating new generations of scholarship and research for a relative pittance. all of that’s gone—who knows for how long the website will stay up. the US at least made some attempt to understand its stated adversaries during the cold war





2 hours ago with 5,330 notes
via catsmical,

lapdogchase:

a character who isn’t used to being cared for or treated kindly being gently and tenderly cared for for the first time in years or maybe ever. save me





2 hours ago with 22,715 notes

gutterselkie:

softenedsunbeams:

softenedsunbeams:

i beat myself up for not knowing enough about my special interests a lot but then i remember the average person off the street has no idea what the carboniferous is and i feel better

are you really bad at it or are you in “good at it” spaces

Me: ah shit, I misidentified that yellow rumped warbler as a female goldfinch, I should literally be hung at the gallows for this. I’m such an IDIOT

My friend, pointing at a vulture: check out that fucked up crow lol





7 hours ago with 146 notes

thingstrumperssay:

THIS IS EXTREMELY IMPORTANT!

Back in November there was a vote for a judge in North Carolina and the Democrat judge just narrowly won.

The republicans don’t like that, so they decided that election fraud happened (of course) and they’re just going to throw away over 65,000 votes unless you can meet their standards.

If you live in North Carolina and you voted for the Democrat judge, you will have to re-register in TWO WEEKS if you don’t want your vote to be thrown away!

They can just do this now, apparently.