oh that's what this is called

oh so the Yankees made their bats thicker and hit 20 runs bc of it and the league is just like yeah they're allowed to do that?? this whole time apparently it's been perfectly legal to just change the bats to make it easier and no one tried it until right now?? 150 years this sport has been around and suddenly someone had a bright idea??

look at this shit man

Guess which episode I rewatched yesterday.

I think there should be aliens in star trek that have sex like this, i don't know how they'll integrate it into a plot but I need it. Maybe they tried to fuck a human and then stab them in the abdomen and they fucking die or something, that sounds like a DS9 plot

It should be a species w an ovipositor like this and it should be quark who gets stabbed. He lives, it’s just a b plot w him, odo, the women, and her lawyer

There’s also a scene where Jadzia also calls him closed minded for being upset by the whole thing

how funny would it be if vulcans hibernated when they got too cold

all our yesterdays but spock just yawns and curls up on the ground so bones has to drag him around

I love this headcanon and I will not hear otherwise. I too get sleepy in the cold..

Found this book and I don’t even know what to say… probably either the best or the worst “guide to women” you’ll ever read

I got a digital copy of this book and the intro is already crazy

I think there should be aliens in star trek that have sex like this, i don't know how they'll integrate it into a plot but I need it. Maybe they tried to fuck a human and then stab them in the abdomen and they fucking die or something, that sounds like a DS9 plot

It should be a species w an ovipositor like this and it should be quark who gets stabbed. He lives, it’s just a b plot w him, odo, the women, and her lawyer