Funny long jokes

A blind man enters a Ladies Bar by mistake.He finds his way to a bar stool and orders a drink.After sitting there for a while, he yells to the bartender, #funny, #joke, #humor

A duck walks into a bar and asks the bartender

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A mature (over 40) lady gets pulled over for speeding…Older Woman: Is there a problem, Officer?Officer : Ma'am, you were speeding. #funny, #joke, #humor

Little Johnny got kicked out of school today. The teacher asked him, “If I gave you twenty dollars. And you paid five dollars to Kate, five dollars to Sally and five dollars to Linda. What would you have?

A husband sends a text to his wife. Honey, I got hit by a car outside of the office. Tina brought me to the hospital. They have been taking tests and doing...

This night they have had one too many Bacardi Breezers and are unsteadily walking home. On the way they suddenly realize that they really have to pee, and lacking any proper facilities, they decide to sneak into a graveyard. The first woman realizes that she has nothing to wipe with, so...