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Funny Joke: A little old lady was walking down the street dragging two large plastic garbage bags behind her.   One of the bags was ripped and every once in a Every Once In A While Quotes, Falling Down Quotes Funny, I Noticed Everything Quotes, Make Me Laugh Quotes Hilarious, Funny Stuff To Make Me Laugh, Jokes Hilarious Funny, Girlfriend Jokes, Husband Jokes, Women Jokes

One of the bags was ripped and every once in a while a $20 fell out onto the sidewalk. Noticing this, a policeman stopped her, and said, “Ma’am, there are $20 bills falling out of that bag.” “Oh, really? Darn it!” said the little old lady. “I’d better go back and see if I can find them...

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A woman decides to have a face lift for her 50th birthday.   She spends £15,000 and looks sensational.   On her way home, she stops at a news stand to buy a newspaper. Before leaving, she says to the clerk, ‘I hope you don’t mind my asking, but... 50 Kg Woman, Funny Quotes For Women About Men, Birthday For Her, 50 Birthday Quotes, 50 Birthday Quotes For Men, 50th Birthday Quotes Woman, Birthday Quotes Funny For Her, Womens Quote, Funny 50th Birthday Quotes

She spends £15,000 and looks sensational. On her way home, she stops at a news stand to buy a newspaper. Before leaving, she says to the clerk, ‘I hope you don’t mind my asking, but how old do you think I am?”. ‘About 32,’ is the reply.’ ‘Nope! I’m exactly 50,’ the woman says happily. ...

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