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dork

1. Someone who is socially awkward, nerdy, or stupid. I can't ask that dork to the prom! A: "I know I'm cool today, but I was quite a dork in high school." B: "Wait, you're cool, Dad?" A: "Ouch." Come on, that beautiful girl wouldn't talk to a dork like me.

2. vulgar slang The penis. Hey, I don't want to see your dork—pull up your pants! They said there's a guy going around flashing his dork to people in Central Park.

dork

(dork)

1. n. the penis. (Usually objectionable.) Paul told a joke about a dork, but everybody just sat there and looked straight ahead.

2. n. a jerk; a strange person. (see also megadork.) Ye gods, Sally! You are a dork!

dork off

in. to waste time; to goof off. The whole class was dorking off and the teacher got furious.

See also: dork, off

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