astronomical-bagel:

alpine-hoplite:

toskarin:

reddit, how do I make my firstborn stop playing with the fans, the ornaments, and the makeup when he is supposed to be a warlord. I fear I shall raise a poet.

Absolutely based quote my dude

petermorwood:

thecottageinthedark:

oysters-aint-for-me:

tgirl-thucydides:

You have to listen to the basic melody a while before you start to improvise.

autumngracy:

johanna-swann:

12b6:

write-on-world:

Well put. (Source: Writing About Writing Facebook page)

as a lawyer who’s been practicing for six years now I can say with certainty that this 100% applies to lawyers

Me: My writing is so bad. :(

Meanwhile at Disney: Somehow, Palpatine has returned.

becausegoodheroesdeservekidneys:

My god, that thing is like. The ur-tree. Spectacular

millionfish:

my sunday 

lagtrainzzz:

numahachi:

you people have reaction images for everything

praxis-app:

join the praxis discord - sign up - github

theweirdwideweb:

cryptotheism:

This is what happens to the economy without wokeness. Until my pronouns are respected, I will destroy another 3% of the American GDP. #darkwoke

thatdisasterauthor:

systlin:

sca-nerd:

My friends who have never experienced flooding, and who are about to deal with it from this storm, please remember:

1. NO. YOU CANNOT MAKE IT THROUGH THAT WATER ON THE ROAD. I DON’T CARE WHAT YOU’RE DRIVING. TURN. AROUND.

2. DO NOT GO WADING THROUGH THE WATER. EVEN IF YOU JUST WANT TO SEE HOW DEEP IT IS. THAT. WATER. IS. CONTAMINATED.

3. IT IS CALLED FLASH FLOODING FOR A REASON. THE WATER RISES AND SURGES IN A FLASH. STAY. HOME.

4. If you’re at risk of flooding, raise up any of your belongings now. Put the legs of tall things in buckets. Know where your important documents are.

5. Stay safe.

Don’t EVER EVER FUCKING EVER drive through flood water. NEVER. I don’t CARE if you think you can make it. I don’t CARE if you think you know the road.

ROADS WASH OUT FLOODWATER IS DEEPER THAN IT LOOKS. Don’t drive through it! Never!

Do NOT go into your attic unless you have the proper tools to cut yourself out. They’re predicting storm surges up to 20 feet, which is taller than most two story houses. If you get trapped in your attic, you will drown in there.

Do NOT walk through flood waters. There are too many dangers to list, but at minimum you’re risking contact with dangerous bacteria, underwater debris you can’t see, and manholes that have popped open that you can fall into.