Moose | they/them | 21 | disaster queer | aspiring voice actor/sound designer| enjoys creativity in unexpected places
No copypasta has ever ruined my life as comprehensively as Hell Fuck Castle. I write tabletop RPGs, and now every time I read a lore blurb about an ancient ruined kingdom where everything was cool until the last ruler fucked it up, my brain whispers "King Big Sad Guy, who did the Flame Thing".
This one?
Indeed, though that's not the source – as far as I'm aware, the original author is the owner of a now-defunct Tumblr blog called @animedads, who wrote it way back in 2016. You can find an archived copy of the original post on the Wayback Machine:
https://web.archive.org/web/20201119082341/http://animedads.tumblr.com/post/145547859200
(Note that the Reddit copypasta version is missing the "Dubious Grandma" attribution, which for my money is one of the best parts!)
A crossover for the ages.
Prequel
The Climactic Battle
Oh nothing, just princess talk!
"Thus on this great and joyous day did all the kingdoms (yes, even her kingdom) celebrate the long awaited royal birth."
most stable mutual: if you were a dog, what breed would you be? I'm curious!
mutual #2 going through it down three reblog chains: this is an ender pearl
sanguine girlfriend of mutual #2: how do you navigate your partner's echolalia without being rude? I'm looking for advice on this that's ideally backed more in personal experience than traditional therapy speak, but I'd be willing to hear out any side at this point
howling of the wild winter winds:
mutual in law whose most impactful contribution to the world may well be widely remembered by the numbers of the date on which it happened: if I were a dog, what breed would I be? I'm curious
💬 wolf
💬 gotta be a wolf
💬💬 wolf isn't a dog dipshit
💬💬 you are a tar pot
💬 golden retriefir
well meaning mutual #3 reblogging someone whose url you've been a little curious about: where is beauty in architecture? has it fled the modern world? do we still have the technology for the flying buttress?
musician mutual #8: wait is it bandcamp friday or is everyone releasing their stuff early to fuck with me
mutual in law once removed of mutual #1 who has you blocked for being annoying but you see their posts sometimes: i need that old man reduced to oak splinters or some shit like that. i need him broken in a way that only glue could reconstitute, and never quite the same, but as something wholly new. i need him altered and remade.
musician mutual #5: new album for bandcamp friday!
mutual #2: this is an ender pearl
howling of the wild winter winds:
mutual #2 but accidentally on their gimmick sideblog: this is an ender pearl
howling of the wild winter winds:
unironically in love this image. ‘big day for me’ they’re SO excited about getting to use their flashlight. shared joy is double joy
They need to invent more fake celebrities like Hatsune Miku and Gorillaz and the Muppets because it's genuinely the most sustainable way to maintain a parasocial relationship with the entertainer class.
Kermit the Frog can never get canceled because Kermit the Frog has no agency or personhood beyond what he is imbued with by the collective labor of puppeteers, voice actors, singers, and writers. He is, along with these other examples, effectively a celebrity by gestalt. He has transcended the inherit instability of the celebrity class through diffusion of responsibility for his personhood. He is a god.
