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it’s not canonical its just an aesthetic blog iirc
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shawkins: ive taken a controversial pill that will accelerate my brain.
araymond: so youre smart now?
shawkins: im stupid.
faster.
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Andrew: Eating dirt as a little kid has made me s t r o n g
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SHawkins1928: The things I heard about ECKVA network, I won’t ever be fired.
SHawkins1928: I mean, there’s a pretty good chance one day I’ll wash up on shore with no fingerprints or teeth.
SHawkins1928: But I won’t be fired.
(via starsiignals)
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¿Quieres?
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SHawkins: Good morning disgusting followers, as you can see your assassins failed to kill me in the night and you must suffer yet another day of my bad posts
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SHawkins: If I were involved with ECKVA I would simply just not get killed off
SHawkins: rip to Andrew but I’m different
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ARaymond: did you know you can drink lava? but only once
submitter: https://starsiignals.tumblr.com/
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SHawkins1926, crying laughing: Why would you eat a balloon?
ARaymond4848: I will!
submitter: https://automatopsy.tumblr.com/
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eckva: you’re haunted :)
hawkins: ???????
eckva: you’re haunted :)
submitter: https://starsiignals.tumblr.com/
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