16 January
Arms come and go. It’s family that’s important.
Merle, probably
Taako, episode 1: Who are you?
Taako, episode 69: I’m you but gayer
No longer active, but will remain as an archive of funny taz posts!
8 January
| Magnus: | One egg or two? |
|---|---|
| Taako: | None! I hate the way you cook them, you always leave in the shells! I mean, who DOES that?! |
| Magnus: | I like mine crunchy. |
2 December
| Leon: | You have a lot of nerve coming in here! |
|---|---|
| Taako: | you have a lot of nerve being alive. |
30 November
Nadyia: I’ll keep all of my emotions right here [gestures to chest]
Nadyia: And then one day I’ll die.
10 November
Irene: Talk to Remy, that’s what friends do.
Nadiya: Nope. I’m gonna wait ‘til I’m on my deathbed, get in the last word and then die immediately.
Irene: That’s your plan for dealing with this?
Nadiya: That’s my plan for dealing with everything. I have seventy-seven arguments I’m going to win that way.
9 November
Davenport: Right, down to business. So what do we know about the Hunger?
Magnus: He has fun hurting people, so his evil heart tells him he’s doing it for a good cause. I’ll be the one to take him out.
Merle: He has a house, and likes Wii Sports.
Davenport: Really, who doesn’t though?
Magnus: Um, the homeless sir, have some tact.
Taako: Good job on the wack intel, Merle.
Merle: What, you don’t think that’s strange???
Lucretia: Wii Sports is a good game, Merle.
Lup: It’s five good games.
Barry: Can we please stop talking about Wii Sports
4 November
| Kardala: | *pulls curtain back while Remmy is in the shower* |
|---|---|
| Kardala: | Are we—stop screaming, small one, its just me—are we out of meat? |
17 October
| Magnus: | I heard my wife knock on the bathroom door, but then I remembered…. our bathroom doesn’t have a door |
|---|---|
| Lucretia: | I’m sorry, but the confusion of why your bathroom doesn’t have a door far outweighs any feelings of horror this might evoke. |
| Magnus: | can’t afford door.. the horror here is the realities of life |
| Merle: | So what fuck was your wife knocking on |
| Magnus: | this dick |
| Taako: | It’s not even 4 words??? |
16 October
| Merle: | Please, Pan, just let me have one good day? |
|---|---|
| Pan: | Oh my god, you again? Give it a rest, buddy! |