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This is my main blog for all the general and random stuff I like; I’ve got sideblogs for the things I obsess about. Except Good Omens. I get excited on main about that here.
(Previously dulcetimagination and everywitchway-xviii.)
Sideblogs:
I blog about The Magicians at peaches-and-proof-of-concept.
I also read tarot cards and you can find my witchy blog at everywitchwaytarot.
Upcoming Conventions: TBD
Previous Conventions: Cosplay America 2014, Ichibancon 2015, Wizard World Comic Con Raleigh 2015, Cosplay America 2015
(I had trouble finding a source for the header image. Please pm if you know who should be credited. Icon is from this picrew.)
Anna Haifisch
Babe are you okay I saw you reblogging "here's the life I've always longed for"
for anyone curious there is a follow up image:
Can you imagine Pirate King Elizabeth killing people on the high seas and her final words to them are ‘Say hello to my husband’
brain: slartibartfast
me: huh?
brain: that was a dude from Hitchhiker’s Guide to the Galaxy, remember?
me: yeah, what about it?
brain: yeah
Rocky Horror is turning 50 next month and people still act like being gay was invented by Ellen in 1997
But honestly! Renowned French poet Théophile de Viau wrote the poetic ode to King James titled "The Duke of Buckingham," containing the immortal lines "One man fucks Monsieur le Grand de Bellegarde/Another fucks the Comte de Tonnerre/And it is well known that the King of England/Fucks the Duke of Buckingham" exactly 400 years ago and people still act like being gay was invented by Oscar Wilde in 1890
Niankhkhnum and Khnumhotep were buried together in the 25th century BC and people still act like being gay was invented by renowned French poet Théophile de Viau 400 years ago
Gilgamesh and Enkidu "loved each other like man and wife" in 2700 BC and ppl STILL act like being gay was invented by Niankhkhnum and Khnumhotep in the 25th century BC
lug and grug T4T scissor in cave 2.5 million year ago
amazing pic of a momma lion eating her baby after she found out he used her credit card to buy Vbucks without permission. nature is brutal, yet beautiful
my favorite customer service slip ups
here are some extra ones that made me break out in tears enjoy
can someone recommend some beginner normal behaviors for someone looking to become normal
Needed to make sure everyone saw my favourite reply from the notes:
ALT
because we don't want too many twitter-attitude people here, everyone rebog this with rent lowering gunshot posts please
we say faggot and death and other Mean Words™ here
I am one of many transgender plural therians and other such microidentities you'll find here. Here that shit isn't "ooooh got my new ears" it's "I do love my deerkin friends, I hope in another life it's me who gets to chase them down, a final act of communion to be repeated forever."
Sometimes the technology conspires against me to make me sound crazy in my text messages.
Horrible government operatives
some people think writers are so eloquent and good with words, but the reality is that we can sit there with our fingers on the keyboard going, “what’s the word for non-sunlight lighting? Like, fake lighting?” and for ten minutes, all our brain will supply is “unofficial”, and we know that’s not the right word, but it’s the only word we can come up with…until finally it’s like our face got smashed into a brick wall and we remember the word we want is “artificial”.
I couldn't remember the word "doorknob" ten minutes ago.
ok but the onelook thesaurus will save your life, i literally could not live without this website
REBLOG TO SAVE A WRITER'S LIFE
