If I Ruled the World (game show)

If I Ruled the World
Genre	Gameshow comedy
Created by	Richard Osman
Presented by	Clive Anderson
Starring	Graeme Garden Jeremy Hardy
Theme music composer	Dave Hewson
Country of origin	United Kingdom
Original language(s)	English
No. of series	2
No. of episodes	14
Production company(s)	Hat Trick Productions
Release
Original network	BBC Two
Original release	27 February 1998 (1998-02-27) – 29 March 1999 (1999-03-29)
Chronology
Related shows	Parlamentet

If I Ruled the World is a television show aired in the United Kingdom in 1998 and 1999. It was a comedy panel game show, similar to Have I Got News for You but focused on parodying the behaviour of politicians. Rounds included answering questions without using the words 'Yes' or 'No', and finding reasons to disagree with policies proposed by the other team, no matter how sensible. The winning team was chosen each week by a vote of the studio audience. The show was named after the 1960s theatre song "If I Ruled the World".

The show was presented by Clive Anderson. Team captains Graeme Garden and Jeremy Hardy were the Blue and Red Party Leaders, with Anderson quipping that there was no more of an official political difference between these two teams than existed between Britain's major parties of the time. "I was supposed to be a Labour politician, and Graeme was supposed to be a Tory, but we didn't have to stay completely in character if we wanted to sort of shamelessly do gags," recounts Hardy, who affected the far more absurdly right-wing of the two characters, a extremely wealthy aristocrat disdainful toward the voters and infrequently heard to advocate a coup.

Repeat guests included Rebecca Front, Andy Hamilton, Tony Hawks, Fred MacAulay and Pauline McLynn, with Hawks deputizing for Jeremy during his one absence. Other guests included frequent Hardy collaborators Mark Steel, Gordon Kennedy and Linda Smith, and also journalists John Sergeant and Janet Street Porter. Maureen Lipman was advertised to appear in the fourth episode although McLynn appeared in her stead. The series was produced by Anne Marie Thorogood and Richard Osman for Hat Trick Productions.

Rounds

Several rounds were played throughout the programme's run:

• Soapbox, usually played as the first round, where the panellists voice their opinions on a pre-selected matter of topical interest.

• It's A Stickup, where the teams are shown their campaign posters and are asked to explain them. The posters would be of a rather dubious nature.

• The Yes/No Round, where Clive tested the panellist's abilities to avoid answering political questions with a straight answer, i.e. without saying the words "Yes" or "No" at any point. If at any point they said either of those words a buzzer would sound and that person would be eliminated from the round. Graeme loved to fool the buzzer by starting sentences with "Yes..terday" or "No..body...".

• The Pager Round, where Clive interviewed Graeme and Jeremy on a certain topic. However, during the interviews, both Graeme and Jeremy were given messages via their pagers from their "spin doctors" who monitored the interviews, and had to adapt to the instructions given. The pager message appeared at the bottom of the screen. For example, Jeremy was asked about teacher's pay, but received messages telling him to make up a statistic, attack Graeme's record, draw on his Irish roots before denying what he'd just said, compare himself to Jesus and finish with a joke.

• Speech, which is played by only one panellist, who is given a speech by Clive to recite to the audience. However, the speech text is something very strange such as football chants or lyrics from a song.

• I Like To Keep In Touch, where Clive asked Jeremy and Graeme a series of questions over a period of 90 seconds each on different subjects.

• State Of The Nation, where the audience were polled on a series of questions and each panellist was asked what the most popular answer was. Upon revealing the answer, Clive would reveal the rest of the top three and some of the more ridiculous answers given by the audience.

• Hidden Agenda, where an audience member asked the panel a question, and Graeme and Jeremy had to respond to the question, but each had a hidden agenda (presented to them in an envelope by Clive). For example, an audience member asked how space travel would be affected following the finding of water on the moon. Graeme had to answer while pushing the hidden agenda of the Countryside Alliance and Jeremy with the agenda of the musicals of Sir Andrew Lloyd Webber.

• I Couldn't Disagree More, where either Graeme or Jeremy had to disagree with any policies the other party threw at them, however reasonable they may sound. A famous example was when Tim Brooke-Taylor appeared as a guest and he proposed "that it was high time The Goodies episodes were repeated. Graeme was obliged by the rules of the game to refute this statement, and replied "I couldn't disagree more, it was time to repeat them on television ten, fifteen years ago." This was followed by uproarious applause from the studio audience.

• Desperate Vote Grabbing, which was always the last round, where the panellists would buzz in to give out last-minute policies to sway the audience before the division bell and the final vote.

Discontinuation

The decision to discontinue the show was that of BBC2 controller Jane Root, who (based on interviews with Garden and Hardy) "allegedly accepted it was a great show, but [felt it] didn't fit ... the direction BBC2 should be headed," and is also widely credited with the decision that Garden's most well-known program, The Goodies, "would never be repeated on the BBC."

Episode list

Fourteen episodes of the series were broadcast in all, airing weekly from 27 February to 3 April 1998 and from 8 February to 29 March 1999.

The coloured backgrounds denote the result of each of the shows:

     – indicates Graeme's team won.

     – indicates Jeremy's team won.

Series 1

Episode	First broadcast	Graeme's guest	Jeremy's guest	Votes (%)
1x01	27 February 1998	Maria McErlane	Tony Hawks	75–25
1x02	6 March 1998	Fred MacAulay	Rebecca Front	56–44
1x03	13 March 1998	Greg Proops	Tim Brooke-Taylor	52–48
1x04	20 March 1998	Gordon Kennedy	Pauline McLynn	57–43
1x05	27 March 1998	Andy Hamilton	Richard Wilson	45-55
1x06	3 April 1998	Mark Steel	Doon Mackichan	71–29

Series 2

Episode	First broadcast	Graeme's guest	Jeremy's guest	Votes (%)
2x01	Feb 8, 1999	Tony Hawks	Rebecca Front	65–35
2x02	Feb 15, 1999	Griff Rhys Jones	Will Self	51-49
2x03	Feb 22, 1999	John Thomson	Linda Smith	51–49
2x04	Mar 1, 1999	Pauline McLynn	Hugh Dennis	60–40
2x05	Mar 8, 1999	Janet Street-Porter	Tony Hawks	78–22
2x06	Mar 15, 1999	Fred MacAulay	Rebecca Front	51–49
2x07	Mar 22, 1999	Sue Perkins	Tony Hawks, Hugh Dennis	51–49
2x08	Mar 29, 1999	John Sergeant/Andy Hamilton	Andy Hamilton/John Sergeant	TBC

International editions

• Parlamentet, the long running Swedish version of the game show
• Parlamentet, same concept as the Swedish version, run for one season in Denmark at TV3 in 2003
• Løvebakken (lit. "The Lion Hill", named for a nickname of the Norwegian parliament), the Norwegian version, hosted by comedian Øystein Bache and featuring two two-member teams; one red and one blue, representing the left and right of Norwegian politics, respectively

External links

• If I Ruled the World at UKGameshows.com
• If I Ruled the World at IMDb