Steve Altes
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Born | Syracuse, New York |
November 13, 1962
Nationality | United States |
Education | S.B. (Aeronautics and Astronautics), S.M. (Aeronautics and Astronautics), S.M. (Technology and Policy) |
Alma mater | Massachusetts Institute of Technology |
Occupation | writer, graphic novelist, engineer |
Known for | humorous adventure essays, Geeks & Greeks |
Spouse(s) | Diana Jellinek |
Awards | National Medal of Technology |
Website | stevealtes |
Steve Altes is an American writer and former aerospace engineer. He writes humorous essays about his misadventures.[1]
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Early life
Altes was born on November 13, 1962 in Syracuse, NY. He graduated from Fayetteville-Manlius High School in Manlius, NY in 1980.[2] In high school, although his time in the mile "impressed no one," Altes once ran a track meet in clown make-up.[1] In 2000 when Altes was inducted into the Fayetteville-Manlius Hall of Distinction as one of the high school's "notable alumni" he acknowledged the dichotomy in his career segue from engineering to entertainment, saying, "I owe a tremendous debt to those dedicated teachers for the serious half of my career. For the silly half, I’d like to thank all the class clowns."[3]
Engineering
Altes holds three degrees from the Massachusetts Institute of Technology -- S.B., Aeronautics and Astronautics, 1984; S.M., Aeronautics and Astronautics, 1986; and S.M., Technology and Policy, 1986.[4]
In 1982 Altes was one of five in a MIT team on a forty-foot-long "bicycle" that set a world land-speed record for a human-powered vehicle.[1] His master's thesis, "The Aerospace Plane: Technological Feasibility and Policy Implications,"[5] was reviewed by James Fallows in The New York Review of Books in 1986.[6]
After college, Altes worked as a space policy analyst for the Congressional Office of Technology Assessment.[1] He left Capitol Hill for a position as Program Control Manager for the Pegasus air-launched space booster at Orbital Sciences Corporation. In 1991 Altes was part of the Orbital Sciences team that was awarded the National Medal of Technology (the nation's highest award for technological achievement) by President George H. W. Bush for developing Pegasus.[7] [8] [9] He is also a co-recipient of the 1990 Smithsonian National Air and Space Museum Trophy for Current Achievement in Aerospace.[10]
Due to his varied endeavors in the fields of engineering and entertainment, Altes is sometimes listed as one of MIT's more "notable alumni."[11] [12] [13] [14] [15]
Entertainment
In the mid-1990s Altes left engineering for a career in entertainment and writing.
Essays
Altes has written a series of first-person participatory adventure essays about experiences such as:
- becoming (via the Internet) an ordained minister of the Universal Life Church[16]
- working as a hand model[17]
- standing in for Brad Pitt on the movie The Devil's Own[18]
- getting his face on the Just for Men hair color box[19]
- getting his first book published[20]
- working as a "bank robber" at the FBI training academy[21]
- answering phones in the Arkansas Governor's Mansion for President-elect Bill Clinton[22] [23] [24]
- and getting hired and fired by the CIA in one day.[25]
These essays have appeared in magazines and newsapers like Salon,[26] The Washington Post,[18] the Los Angeles Times,[25] The Christian Science Monitor,[27] Capital Style,[28] The Writer,[20] Urban Male Magazine,[29] Funny Times,[30] and P.O.V.[21]
Books
In 1997 Altes's The Little Book of Bad Business Advice was published.
In 2001 Altes wrote a sequel, titled If You Jam the Copier, Bolt.[31]
In 2005 Altes was a contributor to Michael J. Rosen's May Contain Nuts: A Very Loose Canon of American Humor anthology. His piece satirized his career as a male model.[32]
In 2006 humor editor Judy Brown selected twenty of Altes's jokes to appear in her anthology Joke Express: Instant Delivery of 1,424 Funny Bits from the Best Comedians.[citation needed]
In 2014 Altes ran a Kickstarter[33] campaign which raised $43,098 to finance the illustration of a graphic novel he wrote about hacks at MIT titled Geeks & Greeks.[34] [35] [36] [37] The graphic novel is being illustrated by Andy Fish.
Film appearances
Altes has appeared in a number of films and television shows after being accidentally "discovered" and cast as a German terrorist in Die Hard With a Vengeance in 1995.[1] [38] [39]
Year | Film | Role |
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2000 | Hollow Man | Dad |
1999 | Girl, Interrupted | Medic |
1997 | Shadow Conspiracy[40] | Secret Service agent |
1995 | Die Hard With a Vengeance | German terrorist |
Print modeling
Altes has worked as a commercial print model and hand model.[41] [42] In 1998, Altes was hired to be photographed as one of the faces used on boxes of Just for Men haircolor.[19]
Other
Altes has also been:
- a screenwriter[37] [43]
- a commentator for NPR's All Things Considered[44]
- a member of Us Weekly's Fashion Police
Awards
- 1991 - National Medal of Technology (co-recipient)
- 1990 - National Air and Space Museum Trophy for Current Achievement in Aerospace (co-recipient)
Personal
Altes lives in the Los Angeles area and is married to acting coach Diana Jellinek.[45]
References
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- People from Syracuse, New York
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- Living people
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