Filthy and Wholesome

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See, that’s what the app is perfect for.

Sounds perfect Wahhhh, I don’t wanna
captainlordauditor
miggylol

The good news: you get to pick your new soulmate! (You can define "soulmate" however you want: platonic/romantic/partners in crime/etc. But they will be in your life, constantly.)

The bad news: you don't get to pick where they come from.

Spin this wheel until you get a fandom with characters that you recognize. As soon as you do, stop. One of those people* is going to be a constant presence in your life, whether you like it or not. So choose wisely.

How's your soulmate situation?

I'm thrilled about who I was able to pick! I'd love to have them around!

I'm happy, I found a good option

I can't complain too much, I guess

I'm not happy about my options, but whatever, I found someone

...Either my supposed "soulmate" or this poll OP is going to suffer

*broadly defined

internerdionality

Alright, I spun it five times and didn’t find a fandom where I know even a single character’s name. I give up, I’m clearly meant to die alone.

ocean-sunfish-hater
ocean-sunfish-apathy

god i fucking love the ocean sunfish it is SO COOL did you know they can weigh up to 1000kg!! and the babies are covered in little spines like pufferfish! they're so cute i want to hug one

ocean-sunfish-worshipper

my child, as this was posted after noon this 1st of April I must take this with sincerity, the great and powerful sunfish accepts your admiration even if fleeting. blessings to the shoal this April 🙏🙏🙏

ocean-sunfish-apathy

oh fuck right off

ocean-sunfish-hater

fuck you guys i hate you so much this is why i left tumblr

official-molamola-hater

Worshipping sunfish is a sing of a greater mental problem

ocean-sunfish-hater

who... who are you

ocean-sunfish-questioner

oh now theres another one all the sudden?? this is getting REALLY suspicious....

ocean-sunfish-hater

who the fuck are YOU

femboypussy420
tgirl-thucydides

Fucking wild to be teaching about Rosa Parks at the same time as a trans woman in Florida does an act of civil disobedience to use a women's restroom in the state capitol

tgirl-thucydides
Trans Woman Arrested, Sent to Men’s Jail For Entering Florida Capitol Bathroom
“I’m not a political activist,” she maintained. “I’m just a normal college student who thinks this law is wrong.”
erininthemorning.com

As far as I know, she is the first woman arrested bc of this law. The law requires that the trans person be warned to leave the bathroom by a state official, and then if they stay they are guilty of trespassing after a warning.

So like, me, my gf, others just piss and nobody asks or tells, but this young woman sent a statement about the law to over 100 FL lawmakers so they would know she was coming, the cops were ready for her, she brought a reporter and went in anyway and spent the night in a men's jail. She is out on bail, and is hoping this will inspire change of the law. But if found guilty, and the law is upheld as constitutional, then she could spend up to 60 days in a mens county jail.

tgirl-thucydides

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Seriously, this is extremely Rosa Parks coded. Good looking, religious college girl. It's the whole playbook. She also added this selfie.

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I support her and hope this goes as well as it can.

unpretty

Anonymous asked:

can i join the kink taxonomy hell kvetching circle? i really like some fairly specific pain kink content and trying to sort through ao3 for it can be such a nightmare.... they don't have a pussy torture tag at all as far as i can tell so i'm just stuck trawling through the "genital torture" tag for the rare non-dick focused fic, even though there's ALSO a "cock and ball torture" tag?? like. come on man. help me out. also, trying to find my specific preferred flavor of dp is a pain in the ass on any platform because everyone groups it all together, even though imo two dicks in two holes is very different than two dicks in one hole, and sometimes i have a preference for which hole!! but no one considers these things apparently :(

unpretty answered:

dude the fact that DP can mean two totally different things like that is wild, they are SO different

unpretty

Some people on ao3 tag to specify "double penetration in one hole" vs "two holes" but there is NEVER specification of which holes!! Which super changes the vibe! And there's no tags to speak of for "recieving oral while being penetrated" which is rude because that's hot. I haven't even found tags for "penetrating while also being penetrated" which is just baffling to me. That's gotta be a thing, right?

i'm always open to adding more tags to my writing in part because sometimes it turns out there is a word for something. but you would be shocked how often there isn't.

vaspider
draconym

My new coworker and I were just talking about our most dreaded Bad Texture Experiences and I mentioned that touching microfiber fabric makes me want to take off my hands and put them in the dishwasher, but that the next best thing is touching something else with a radically different texture, and that sometimes this makes me Weird in stores.

"Do you have a rock?" they asked, and then looked sort of embarrassed. "Or--not necessarily a rock, just, like--"

"Yeah, of course I have a rock," I said, and took my rock out of my pocket.

With relief, they said, "Oh, good. Me, too," and presented their own rock.

draconym

The other day I opened up the Animal Food freezer and saw that someone had put a clamshell of cherry tomatoes that had started to get kind of squishy in there. This is not something I would ever have considered doing with my personal cherry tomatoes and my personal freezer, but it makes sense to do with a limited supply of produce purchased on a departmental budget for turtles who will eat them even if their texture has been somewhat debased by freezing and defrosting.

So I had never before encountered the sound that half a dozen completely frozen cherry tomatoes makes when they rattle and clack together in a plastic clamshell.

I mentioned this to a different coworker, saying "thanks for saving those tomatoes by putting them in the freezer. Did you know they make a really nice sound when you shake the box?"

And she immediately replied "I know!! They sound so beautiful."

cuintuar

I know we're on the 'tism website, but OP, have you ever considered getting a diagnostic?

draconym

Nah. While growing up as a Weird Kid was hard, I don't really need accommodations as an adult in my thirties. I don't score particularly high on the RAADS (around 65 - 70) or other evaluation tools.

As a kid, I definitely would have scored higher. I couldn't stand wearing socks. I infodumped about birds at every opportunity. I talked like I had eaten a thesaurus. I couldn't switch tasks to save my life. I ate the same food every day (Lipton instant soup) for years. But I scored really high on standardized tests so nobody really saw the need to ask why I was such a strange kid. I lived with my grandparents and spent most of my time around old people who enjoyed my odd mannerisms and willingness to read them the newspaper.

Sure, I still find some textures and sounds gross. I love listening to the same song for two hours in a row. I cannot tell when people are lying to me out of politeness. But I also have a lot more control over my day to day life than I did as a kid. I don't have to wear clothes or do tasks I find uncomfortable. Infodumping is a key part of my job. Many of my friends are neurodivergent and those who aren't understand my quirks.

It wouldn't really change anything about my life if a doctor told me I am or am not autistic, so I don't really see a need for documentation or diagnosis. Sometimes people are also just kind of weird and it doesn't require categorization. Even if I'm not autistic, I believe in their beliefs (clear communication, pursuit of special interests, sensory seeking and sensitivity, etc).

draconym

Text messages: I love nice strangers and historic buildings and having long conversations on street corners with people I just met about death and disease and medicine. I feel like lately I wake up every morning wanting to die and I go to bed glad to be alive. Fuck I just realized that woman was flirting with me.ALT

Yeah I don't think I need a diagnosis, actually