Sharing some of the latest commissions Ii completed, starting with @intheinkpot's lovely Faerel
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world heritage post
top to bottom surgery
writing is hard but coming up with a cunty title and catchy summary will slay even god's strongest soldier
writing is just sitting in front of a computer and making up problems for imaginary people while ignoring your own. fun and casual hobby.
Laptops are always so much more Fucked than phones in my experience. A laptop is like a beautiful horse that wants nothing more than to break all of its legs. A decently solid android phone will act normal
A laptop is a living creature. It has weight to it. A laptop breathes and produces body heat. And it wants to die badly. Mobile phones are not sentient like that & that's why they don't experience mental illness. A phone problem is like "out of storage :(" or "charging port broke". Laptops will cough weakly as they fade in and out of consciousness
You will hold a laptop in your arms and it's like "I can't feel my legs". And you tell it girl you never had any
AUDIO ON IM NOT KIDDING
being on tumblr is like being in a car in a parking lot
like it's technically public, but you're also sorta in your own little bubble, and people have to be Actively trying to listen in order to hear you, if they're even aware that you're speaking at all. and then sometimes you accidentally bonk the horn with ur elbow and suddenly the whole parking lot knows you're a virgin
bestie I appreciate the enthusiasm but this post doesn't even have 50 notes yet lol. lil' early for that.
Well, fuck.
Tumblr has such a weird version of getting ratio'd.
this is entrapment
two equally delightful paths here:
1) a very simple and genuine “i like your shoelaces”, which tells me that you are either a lesbian or a very cool ally
2) “i like your shoelaces” followed by the pronounced grimace of one recalling their past sins, which tells me that you were a 2012 tumblr user. i now hold the power in this conversation and you are at my mercy.
if you know about 2012 tumblr how do you hold any power in any conversation
well, stucky fanfic url, the trick is to not let them know that you are also cringe
this is the most poignant burn ive seen all year
everyone lost
losers gonna pick on losers forever ^-^
Tumblr has the best PvP of any social media
i think i had a stroke reading this
ive never in my life been peer pressured into vaping or smoking cigarettes or doing meth or whatever they tell u in dare but by GOD have i been peer pressured into trying coffee. "Just one sip bro" "It's good bro i swear" "It doesn't even taste that much like coffee" YES IT DOES youre just desensitized to it i will NEVER AGAIN IN MY LIFE fall for "it doesnt even taste like the thing it is" YOU CANT BREAK ME #DareToSayNo
they posted a full version lol it’s mr Stacy’s dad for me
The best part of this, to me, is that according to another one of their songs (bi bi bi)… only the band’s front man is queer. The rest of them are straight, but they are fully in this with him.