itch.io

This game seems like a pretty accurate description of what it's like to be born. If you don't understand what I mean by that, then honestly don't worry, a better descriptor is that it accurately simulates having a stroke. Everything about this game from it's visuals to the very page you have to go to, to play it, is majorly disorientating and it feels like a direct recreation of my most earliest moments in my childhood. I appreciate the text in the top corner attempting to communicate with you but it keeps cutting itself off or stuttering and in general, lots of things in this game just don't look like they make sense. It feels like a game for babies because only they would understand just how fucking weird this game is.

Haven't played this yet, watched Vinny played this, but damn if this isn't good enough proof that F-STOP would have been good, maybe even as a Portal 3 but as a standalone thing, then I don't know what is.