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I am the subject of numerous documentaries. When I'm bored, I build large suspension bridges in my yard. I enjoy nothing. On Wednesdays, after school, i repair electrical appliances free of charge.

tarantula-hawk-wasp:

Do you think the Jack of all trades and the master of one explored each others bodies

trvthnvker:

the switch2 has been revealed to be a frog that buries itself in thr dirt

bigandgreedy:

bigandgreedy:

We sent your boyfriend to live on a beautiful farm upstate where he can run around with all of the other boyfriends together forever

Jakey Acres

relelvance:

ovur:

st5lker:

ovur:

Fuck. I can’t do anything right. *pulls my shirt up slightly and you can see a little bit of my abs*

this loser has abs

Yeah I’ll go. It wouldn’t be the first time no one wants me around.

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And take that nasty cigarette with you

wowwforever:

huge nintendo direct for people that take out their nintendo 3dses on public transport

that-house:

that-house:

This is your captain speaking and yeah we’re not landing. I just feel like we’ve got a really good thing up here and I don’t want to ruin it. This is my home and you are my people

We never have to go back

controllerpervert:

nyaa:

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Anime Expo 2008 cosplay contest

mind-bogglingly erotic

nintendowiimote:

kushblazer666:

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only need 1 more shonen guy and then they can… no i shan’t say it

kolo5430:

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imagine looking in your rear view mirror and you just see this

louisegluckpdf:

i remember learning the word melancholy at age 7 or something and thinking oh this word’s gonna be huge for me

rosamundpikegf:

ibuprofen should grow on bushes like wild berries