"but everyone likes cake"

I don't

"you've had cake before"

Didn't like it

"but there's that one cake you like"

It's just the one cake I'm willing to eat if I have to eat cake but I could do without it

"how can you not like cake"

Hate the textures and the taste is overwhelming. I like other sweets but not cake

"but cake is so good"

I still don't like it

"you haven't tried every type of cake"

I don't want to because I don't like the concept

Anyways my best friend once brought up ice cream cake when I said I don't like cake and my response to that is

That's not cake, that's ice cream. It's cake shaped ice cream. It looks like a cake but it's ice cream. I guess that's what our relationship is. Ice cream that looks like cake and everyone says there's cake but you and I both know there is no fucking cake it's a goddamn ice cream served in some fancy unconventional manner it's ice cream and anyone who tries to tell me that it's cake is a dumbass

Anyways I told my mom I don't want cake for my next birthday

That part is unrelated to my sexual orientation

ALT

I thought this was an older post tbh

this person's mom isn't a girl?

i put in the tags that for the purposes of this post i wasn’t detecting his mom

For all my uninsured judys out there it's for Walgreens only: walgreens.rxsense.com

as a pharmacy technician i can share with you some websites that give you those "coupons" for your meds!

goodrx is the most well known one, but if i'm trying to find the cheapest price for a patient i compare it to scriptcycle, and use whichever is offering the best price. you just type in the medication (PLEASE make sure you're getting the right drug, dosage, and quantity) and your zip code and they will spit out some offers for you

some pharmacies may have their own discount card to compare to as well!

if you are getting a name brand medication, you can also look at the manufacturer's website to see if they offer any evouchers for you to use too

good luck out there 👍

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another one is singlecare.com, brought my duloxetine from $240 a month to $20

and there are coupons for hrt on there as well :) different options for different pharmacies

dollarfor.org saved my broke ass, it can save urs too

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That's the end! I hope you enjoyed this mini-series. :]

GUYS.