torture getting reliable information out of people
knocking someone out to harmlessly incapacitate them for like an hour
jumping into water from staggering heights and surviving the fall completely intact
calling the police to deescalate a situation
rafting your way off a desert island
correctly profiling total strangers based on vibes
effectively operating every computer by typing and nothing else
ripping an IV out of your arm without consequences
heterosexual cowboy
This post breaching containment has taught me that a lot of people seem to think they can accurately profile complete strangers. For the record, no the fuck you can’t.
so my dad does dumb things and gets hurt a lot and when i was little he cracked his head open. apparently not the first time it had happened to him either. but anyway it was bad. i didn’t understand how bad it was as a kid but like he had to walk down the street to get home and you could see his path in blood. anyway i’m telling you this because after he got out of the hospital his way of reassuring me he was fine was buying me food and explaining that adult men have too much blood anyway, women don’t have this problem because they have a menstrual cycle but with men it just builds up and there’s no way for the old blood to get out and it causes problems like stupidity, so therefore it’s actually beneficial to men’s health for them to experience catastrophic blood loss every once and a while and it really ought to happen to every man now and again. as a little girl with a milkshake i had no reason to question this. it added up
okay so I know slur song was banned from the club chart BUT fun fact: to make it into the lower end of the itunes charts you only need to sell like 50 songs in a day so if you have 50 friends with a dollar to spare and an iphone ... well
