just letting my mutuals know that chances are I am the anonymous gremlin in your ask bok.
[The artist, putting a simple cake next to a much fancier one: “Aw man, that guy’s cake is way better than mine.” The Audience, gleefully holding up a knife and fork “HOLY SHIT! TWO CAKES!”]
“Holy shit two cakes,” I mutter to myself as I do fucking anything these days, this post was a godsend