@steggydaily valentine’s day challenge 💕 love languages
STEGGY ❤️ the new love languages. [x, x]

If not love of my life why love of my life shaped????

The first one *starts shaking* please send hel- *faints*

@jtargaryen18 @navybrat817 @thezombieprostitute

I'll try to send help if I can pick myself up off the floor. 🫠

Happy birthday, Paul Rudd!
(April 6th, 1969) 🎈

MCUCHALLENGE YEAR OF CELEBRATIONS

WAIT PHIL IS SO RIGHT THE DIAMONDS IN THE MINECRAFT MOVIE DO LOOK LIKE THE FUCKING BREAKING BAD CRYSTAL METH IM DYING

the minecraft movie couldnt possibly recreate even a shred of the humor found in these screenshots

this makes it sound like he was fucking sniffing around the set searching for lapis lazuli and that’s so much funnier than reality

Speaking of new AO3 tags, here's a list of some important HTP-related tags that were recently canonized and are now searchable:

• Past Hydra Trash Party
• Implied/Referenced Hydra Trash Party
• Bucky Barnes Pretends to be the Winter Soldier
• Bucky Barnes Has Sexual Dysfunction (aka Bucky's Broken Dick)
• Brock Rumlow's SIG Sauer P226 (aka The Gun)
• Inappropriate Use of a Shock Stick

Note: Tags mentioning past or implied HTP were previously synced to the main HTP tag. These are now canonical subtags of HTP, which means fics tagged with them will still show up when filtering for Hydra Trash Party, but they can also be filtered for separately or removed from HTP searches by using exclusion filters.

the thing i have discovered about being an adult is that every week you will have to spend 100 dollars.

let it happen

Originally posted by mercurysstars

bucky barnes x reader

word count: 6.5k

"So that's all it takes, then? I kiss you one time and you get all possessive over me?"

warnings/tags: 18+ mdni, undercover husband!bucky x undercover wife!reader, avenger!reader, reader is afab and is described as shorter than bucky, no use of y/n, adult themes, mention of alcohol, nothing explicit but heavy kissing and suggestiveness! not super edited so i'll fix any errors later!

author's note: inspiration for this hit while listening to "miss possesive" by tate mcrae ♡ ahhh i haven't posted any fics since valentine's day! i know that isn't that long, but it has felt like a really long time to me. i went through a bit of a creative rut and struggled to get words out for a while, so i'm proud to have this finished.

“Explain to me again why we can’t pretend to be married?”

You sit perfectly still while Natasha places the strip lashes along your upper lash line. No matter how hard you try, you can never get them just right like she can. Your eyes are closed, but you can envision the amused look that is undoubtedly plastered across her face clearly.

“Ask Fury,” she chuckles. “Something about you and Barnes having good chemistry.”

You open your eyes, your lids feeling awkward and heavy with the fluffy lashes glued to them. To no surprise, she’s smirking down at you.

“That’s ridiculous.”

Sure, you and Bucky work well together, and the two of you have been close friends for some time now. And sure, you – and anyone with functioning eyes – can see how attractive Bucky is. This is a fact that you’re painfully aware of anytime you find yourself in the same general vicinity as him. But chemistry? Chemistry good enough to make a believable pair of newlyweds?

Keep reading

bless your mother for giving birth to you so that this fucking masterpiece could be created 🙏🏼🙏🏼🙏🏼

omg i love you for this, thank you!!! 💖

NaNo Alternatives

Okay, real post time (but keep those boops booping) - You want to do NaNoWriMo tomorrow, but you don't want to go anywhere near the main organization and their website. Here's a list of alternatives you can try:

• Rogue Writers - International group launched to provide an alternative for writers. Their website has challenges, free tools, and more.
• myWriteClub - Word tracking tool.
• Novlr - A writing app designed to help you meet your writing goals.
• WriteTrack - Word tracking tool.
• Shut Up and Write - Find in-person or online groups to write together with!
• NoQuWriCo - A November writing challenge with tools, tips, and encouragement to make it through the month! (Thanks to someone letting me know - this is a Christian alternative. Try another if that does not appeal to you!)
• Writing Month - Write. A Month. Do It.
• Your local library - If you did NaNo events through your library, chances are they're still doing it this year. Make sure you check in with all the resources you've used in the past, as they're likely still around.

Whatever you decide to do tomorrow, good luck! And remember, if you want to still use the NaNo website but don't like their AI policies and the rest of it, just don't give them money! Laugh to yourself, evilly, as you update your word count. It's very validating.

(Now back to booping.)

Happy 5th Birthday to

“We Google Each Other to Find Our Darkest Forgotten Sins”

idk how to flirt but i can make things awkward if you're into that

ice cream sandwish

every so often I come across a kink post about like being kidnapped and tortured or held at gunpoint or begging for ones life for sexual purposes and I understand its going for a very haggard frail thing being taken advantage of vibe but in my mental image it really just comes off the same as that picture of wolverine strapped to a nuke

ideal sexual encounter for people whose username is something like snuffpuppy