420technoblazeit:

420technoblazeit:

tumblr and discord changing their ui just enough to be noticeable within a week of each other, 1 million billion neurodivergent people found dead

i go on discord. the icons are tiny now. i go on tumblr. the icons are massive. i kill myself

raishe:

heybitchdontquit:

yanoharuhito:

skopostheorie:

skopostheorie:

Can’t decide whether it’s funnier to say “my hungry ass could never work at a” and then say something that implies you’re eating something truly grotesque or something that just, makes no sense

“my hungry ass could never be a brain surgeon” awful. 10/10

“my hungry ass could never be a truck driver” ????? 10/10

EATYIGNIN TIJOK;L'HE????

I feel like @willgrahamscock would argue with you on that point…

danielhowell:

announcing our most important joint project ever! the phaby

cykelops:

I love all books but sometimes you read a book and you’re like so were all 21 thousand of you blindfolded and at gun point when you rated it 5 stars

maremote:

ib: crepuscularqueens

beepathan:

hey everyone its april fools. but dont worry i dont have anything planned. just going to sit here and…

I LIED !!!! GET PRANKED

POST BELOW ME GET FUCKING WET

keepcalmandcarriefischer:

Hey guys! Check out this block of pure sodium that I got!

staff:

for april fools we’re deleting this entire site sayonara you weeaboo shits

s9sh9:

ontheidiotbox:

acetrainererin:

watermelon-converse:

theriu:

urbanfantasyinspiration:

beardedmrbean:

What a lad

I LOVE his buddy who stands behind him to be his extra leg when he does the jive like they have CLEARLY COORDINATED THAT BEFORE

I missed it at first, but his buddy who does the leg movement doesn’t have an arm, so the guy without a leg does the arm movement for him. They ABSOLUTELY have done this before lol

bigrabbitsstuff:

sirlorence:

vernalloy:

Every time someone says the Mountain Goats are just one person I add another clone of Matt Douglas to the band.