anais-ninja-bitch:

biglawbear:

shofarsogood:

thetursithan:

I know a bunch of people are into this as a kink thing, but as a person who is really into survivalism, this is so cool.

Strap them on like backpack

writers take note if you have a scene where a character needs to move someone

It’s like emergency babywearing but adultwearing.

hellcins:

what animal was/is your favorite plush?

bear

bunny

lamb

horse

dog

cat

other (tell me in the tags!!)

i just think it says a lot about the person. my favorite is a bear named theodore

Leroy the Lion. He had a giant head and a floppy body because I carried him around by the neck throughout my toddler years. I think he was a gift from a bank for opening new accounts and both my cousin and I had one only hers was named Leon and had glasses. I cannot overstate how top heavy this lion was, he had a giant round head.

thememedaddy:

When it takes all the pain meds to get some effing sleep but that means that I sleep through the effective time of all the pain meds and don’t get to have awake time when I’m not in pain…

Migraine med is every other day max. Can only get away with naprosyn about every 3-5 days tops. Oxycodone will cause a headache if I take it too much. Lidocaine patches are supposed to be 12 on 12 off. Duloxetine conflicts with something else I take so I can’t go over the minimum dose safely. Putting on compression leggings is exhausting and wearing them is sensory bad but pain helpful and I only do it when I have to leave the house for non doctor/pt purposes.

Hot showers help but sitting hurts and standing is exhausting.

The level of desperation I feel right now… I miss steroids but they were actively trying to kill me. I feel like I need to reevaluate every med and supplement I’m on for inactive ingredient problems but lawd im tired yk?

inkskinned:

they could have said, like, “we made a new wolf morph, which shows how far genetic science has advanced”. they could have said, “we’re calling them direwolves out of a love for the extinct species.” maybe too much to ask for but would have loved it if they’d pointed out some kind of ecological niche they were theoretically intent on resolving - like, “wolves are having trouble adapting to human sprawl and we are hoping that our research into the past will help us save wolves in the present.”

but alas they did not do this. and see this sucks because i want to be hype about new bigass fantasy wolves. there is a 7th grade version of me that would be ecstatic about this. she would be obsessive.

unfortunately, due to capitalism, now i gotta have beef with puppies. can you imagine.

chiribomb-deactivated20220820:

lichrelly:

sindri42:

kiran-wears-science-blues:

arandomcollectionofstuff:

caroldanversenthusiast:

this is simply the greatest video i have ever seen

I’m going to reblog this a million times so be it

#i love how they give up on the dumb gimmick and just make her do increasingly inane trick shots

Reminded of that time the xkcd guy was trying to research what sports equipment would be most effective for destroying enemy drones in flight and he looked up a bunch of stats about pro tennis player accuracy against stationary targets like 40 feet away, and figured that a really high level tennis pro might be able to hit the drone in 5-7 shots if they had the time and even then probably wouldn’t do enough damage to disrupt it more than momentarily.

And then Serena volunteered to test this theory and just, killed it instantly.

i see people saying shit like “she’s the best woman player” nah fam she’s the best one out there

I know basically nothing about tennis but I know that she is a league of her own

kaijuno:

cbk1000:

I’ve been rewatching episodes of Merlin and would like to announce that I’m suing Bradley James for the facial expressions he makes as Arthur.

krakenartificer:

transmasc-wizard:

dramatic-dolphin:

dramatic-dolphin:

please stop writing “viscous” when you mean “vicious”, it produces the weirdest mental images ever

“a viscous murder” yeah i don’t want to know what that could look like

it looks like the Boston Molassacre of 1919

#and vice versa btw#i don’t know what a vicious fluid would be like#and i don’t want to find out

it looks like the Boston Molassacre of 1919

allsonargent:

I didn’t go missing, David. The FBI knew where I was the entire time.

I haven’t watched this show at all but this has serious Colbert Meanwhile vibes.

cattatoir:

klairenet:

piratewithvigor:

How many of these movies have you seen that people said “you haven’t seen [blank] yet??” to me about

i, have seen, 6 movies.

I’ve seen 74 and I cannot emphasize enough you do not need to watch The Searchers. Do not watch the Searchers.

73. Of which I actually remember about half.

kirkaut:

the dream sequence at the start of A Goofy Movie scared me sooo bad as a kid

I had nightmares about Winnie the Pooh and the Blustery Day for 22 years.

slayediest:

cipheramnesia:

ms-demeanor:

Fwiw i also am allergic to corn and sesame (AND allergic to wheat in addition to celiac, which is a different thing and also terrible) so I’m just. Like. Half a step away from sewing a rice themed costume and shipping tapioca-based explosives to my enemies.

Few households besides yours have the skillsets for both of those.

Wheat allergy is such a fucking pain. I’m also allergic to oats, separately.