LETS HEAR IT FOR PREMATURE EJACULATION 🗣🗣🗣👏👏👏👏
you know what? I WILL play with jpgs like dolls. what if life could be dream
Someone hit me with their car and I got isekai'd to a world that's really similar to my old one except in this one my collarbone is mysteriously broken
idk man i write fucked up shit because it’s interesting to me and a good brain exercise in the same way a sudoku puzzle is. it can be deep and cathartic, sure, but it feels like a mistake to mythologize writing in such a way that you can only write about The Bad Shit™️ so long as you have personal tragedy to justify your interest in it. writing is no more or less mystical than cooking, and when someone makes a weird dish, you don’t start interrogating them about whether their dad beat them and if that made them put ketchup on their mac n cheese.
ESPECIALLY when writing about sex. the unholy combination of the mythical power of sex and the mythical power of writing combine into a terrible situation where your evil dirty pervert thoughts mean you’re secretly a monster who wants to enact all of them on anyone around you. it doesn’t have to mean shit. it shouldn’t be controversial to go ‘two astronauts fucked on the moon and then one beat the other’s head in with a rock halfway through, is that fucked up or what?’ it’s just words! it’s just a stupid little rat in your brain hitting the lever of fucked up shit you can combine with other fucked up shit just to see what happens, in a totally safe environment, and it only ever has to be anything deeper if you choose for it to, but otherwise, it’s not!
BRUH a dude I know from work came in for the first time in months and I thought he looked different but couldn't figure out why?? So I asked if he'd changed his hair and he was like "BITCH I GOT TOP SURGERY"
GOT DAMN HOW DIDNT YOU NOTICE
ALTLIKE THIS
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