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charlesoberonn:

unpretty:

i still remember the time i admitted to my mom that i had only recently realized that our childhood home only had one bedroom, and that was why she slept on the couch, and that she didn’t actually prefer the couch. only to have her say, “no i think couches are better” and then when she dumped her shitty boyfriend she got rid of her bed and put a sectional in her bedroom.

Your mom is giving Oscar energy

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checaria:

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wulian

clove-pinks:

Girl, do NOT let that 19th century soldier try to fool you with weaponized incompetence. Yes he DOES know how to cook and clean, that’s like half of his job!! Girl he has a sewing kit with him to make basic repairs to his clothes, I don’t care if he calls it a “hussif.” He has like five different types of clothes brushes and knows how to neatly pack everything he owns.

(via rootingformephistopheles)

ruderickrude:

Annoying everyone with my new obsession

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bereft-of-frogs:

bereft-of-frogs:

bereft-of-frogs:

I like that we’ve kind of cycled back to the early 90s TV’s fearful attitudes about technologies

Like yeah, X-Files, I wouldn’t get into an elevator run by AI either, good call in 1993, you nailed it

Oh my god, now looking at screens is driving people to commit irrational violent acts by hijacking their fear response.

X-Files, how does it feel to be this right?

“[Fear] is the oldest tool of power. If you’re distracted by fear of those around you, it keeps you from seeing the actions of those above.”

Bro.

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ataraxixx:

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been getting really into jin guangyao lately ………..

chongoblog:

transbeeduo:

transbeeduo:

I MISS DRAWING <- is literally doing everything besides drawing

(ID: Three Flaming Text Generated word arts that display one coherent message that reads "THIS POST IS ABOUT ADHD AND THE DREAD OF BEING UNABLE TO BRING YOURSELF TO DO THE THINGS YOU NORMALLY LOVE. IM GLAD YOU GUYS ARE GETTING SO MUCH MILEAGE OUT OF IT I JUST NEEDED TO GET THAT OFF MY CHEST"ALT
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dykekarkat:

neil knowing that his distrust of wymack and his physical reactions to him are from the experiences he’s had with his father but his inability to recognize the discomfort he feels around renee and betsy as something that could be connected to his mother…ive gotta put this boy in a lab for real…

a-krogan-skald-and-bearsark:

hadleysmis:

eziojensenthe3rd:

uk petition to not restrict healthcare to transgender folks.ALT


Well fucks? Get to it!

41.7k notes and as of 7th April, the signatures are only 14,817.

The deadline is 9 July 2025.

Trans rights are always wavering in safety and are not stable and well protected in the UK. Please sign.

Trans rights in the UK is my rights.

Alas I have already signed…

(via silkward)

wiremotherofficial:

itstimewehavesomesoliddick:

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happy biblically accurate friday again garfie baby to those who celebrate

(via wlwgang)

neolxzr:

i feel like nobody has NOTPs anymore. like if you hate a ship now it has to be for some deep moral reason and you have to justify it to everyone what happened to just not liking stuff that isnt inherently bad but just because you personally think it sucks

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