Oh that’s a tumbler or roller pigeon! They’re bred to do this! It’s believed that the original inclination to tumble in the air was a tactic to avoid being caught by flying predators, then this inclination was bred in favor of doing it more. Some breeds can also fly normally for hours as well, and the most sound breeds are those that can make safe landings still. There’s whole shows and competitions around tumbler pigeons!
There’s more unsound breeds of course as well, but this one clearly has good control of its flight and landing. Well done pigeon!
“ships should at least make sense.” no. ships can make sense, sure. but they’re just fictional characters we play with for fun. they’re fantasies, not a fucking thesis paper. so no, they don’t always have to make sense. they just have to make you happy (or horny).
let people enjoy (fictional) things however they want to enjoy.
I’m not allowed to play paladin with one of my playgroups anymore, because the last time I did, one of the rogues in my party decided kill a townsperson in front of me “just to see what would happen,” and the moment she did I used a smite evil and killed her instantly. Everyone else (except the DM) thought it was a dick move that I basically forced her to roll an entirely new character after one night.
That’s the only proper way to play a paladin.
You pick a fight, you get the smite.
“it’s what my character would do” says the rogue.
“samesys!” Says the paladin, cheerfully rolling a nat 20 smite to destroy the rogue.
“Huh, i wonder what would happen if i killed this totally innocent person in front of the paladin.”
what the fuck are they feeding the falin and marcille fan artists. why are they painting the sistine chapel every time. they’re going crazy style. those freaks. i love them so much.
