Retirement survival kit ideas funny

Heres a gift basket I made for a friends retirement. The gifts in it spell out the word Retired … Relax … Enjoy … Travel … Indulge … Reconnect … (take it) Easy … Dream😊

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This official retirement papers toilet paper is a funny gag gift for retirees. Ever feel crappy about not being able to find the poofect gift for your husband, co worker, friends? Well this gift will make them feel like they are not just #2 anymore! You want them to know that they are worth pootin' up with even when they are a turd. Forget trying to poot something together that will just be flushed away and forgotten. This gift is the only thing you need to poove your love." It’s priced for…

My boss was 50 last month and we couldn't decide what to get him at work. I've seen these survival kits before so thought it would be the pe...

Trying to find funny retirement gifts for women can be a challenge. This is a big moment in someone’s life. They’re transitioning from working 40 hours a week to doing whatever they want, whenever they want. It could be a coworker, friend or family member that’s retiring. For someone that’s special, it should be something that she’ll find humorous and has a little of her personality in it. Of course, it’ll have your special touch as well. So, keep this mind as you browse our selection of…

You can whip this gift up for under an hour and buy most items at the dollar store. My dad is turning 60 and I wanted some sort of gag gift to give him. There aren't many homemade gifts out there for guys that I think my dad would use or any man for that matter. I know he won't use most of the items in this bag, but I only spent $18 including the bag and tissue paper. So here's your shopping list now head on out to the dollar store. 1. Marbles - for when you lose yours. 2. Spray starch…

DIY creative retirement gift ideas for women, retiring gifts for her

Retirement is a time of celebration and reflection, and a homemade retirement gift is a great way to show your appreciation for the retiree. Home made gifts

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What if, I told you that you can make Personalized DIY Retirement Gifts?

Hello! Welcome to my blog! It is has been an exciting year at my house. I started a new career (hence the fewer posts I have been able to do) while my husband retired from his career. Due to my love of making survival kits - a retirement one was inevitable. Here is what I put in it: 1. Don't Waste All Your Days - Item that went with tag: Waste Basket 2. Old Wild and Free as a Bird - Item that went with tag: Bird Feeder 3. No More Rough Work Days - Item that went with tag: Sanding Blocks 4…