"We got that plutonium kind of love shit going on"

dogpuppy:

peachdoxie:

wren-phoenix:

peachdoxie:

I looooove the shit that’s like

“You have the power to possess me and take over my body but you don’t because you respect me”

because it can lead to

“I’ll let you possess me and take over my body when necessary because I trust you”

and then it can lead to “I actively want you to possess me and take over my body because it’s fun and I trust you”

Originally posted by turtlestanfirst

cloudabserk:

WARNING do NOT start reading books and comics or watching movies or looking at art!!! you will start wanting to create art yourself. or god forbid. writing.

tigerator:

godsarecrazy:

Need head from a broad with acid reflux. Make it sizzle princess

how does tumblr think they can possibly police the content on this website

queenklu:

so i hear tumblr’s dying and this moby dick meme idea has lived in my head for literal years…

nessa007:

assignedfaggyatbirth:

assignedfaggyatbirth:

Posting this because I was reminded of it recently but if you’re the type of person who is physically affectionate with everyone in your friend group except the transfem I wish harm upon you

Go sit next to your transfem friend on the couch and lean against her. Go hold her hand when you go out together. Give her a kiss on the cheek when you say goodbye. Give her a hug when she’s sad. Do anything to show her that she’s loved the same as everyone else. Please

my-life-is-a-sidequest:

anonpolls:

How do you pronounce “Mr.”?

murr

meer

marr

mare

more

other…?

Thanks, Anon!

-submit your poll!-

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antrunner:

my wife and i like to torture each other when we lay down for bed at night by tickling or poking each other. as a deterrent we’ve created an entity called “The Bird” which will attack you as a way to show we’re no longer comfortable with whatevers happening. we’ll say “The Bird is coming” or “The Bird is going to get you” instead of “hey stop doing that” then we peck each other with our hands. here’s a visual to help