officially moving all craftposting to @junebugcrochet :) going to post both my own stuff and also reblogs related to crafts will also go there <3

i miss playing bg3 but i dont really miss going around any particular area. i just want to fight enemies in bg3’s engine. and no not play dnd bc i want to look around the map and have the little wheel of actions and do it on a controller

Asked by Anonymous

C3 hardshine kills me because like. Hardwon, how do you not know you could never disappoint this person after spending 200 years with her. Moonshine getting more time with him than she could hope for (how long do half elves live?) because they’re in the astral plane. KILL ME

operationslipperypuppet:

oh no, it is absolutely devastating if you think about it for any amount of time longer than like 10 seconds.

because it’s less about him knowing that she would never be disappointed in his abilities. it’s about him thinking he’s not good enough and never giving her a chance to say otherwise (if you think for a second that hardwon told bev and moonshine he was bouncing in anything more than a hastily scribbled note before heading to alanis’ office because they would have convinced him to stay and he didn’t want that, you need to relisten to c1 lmao).

they’ve already had more time than they bargained for but he doesn’t understand that she doesn’t need him to be a hero and be fighting in order for her to love him (any definition of love can be used there) and that she would value spending time with her best friend, however that time was spent.

also don’t let me think about how moonshine might not know exactly how long it’s been for hardwon bc that would make me too sad.

in conclusion, i agree. KILL ME

entity56:

gimmick-thief:

achivement-unlocked:

mortimermcmirestinks:

mechamothgirl:

hahawasabi:

kirexa:

notanerdyprude:

sharkbutthoohaahaa:

cardinalfeng:

kulvefaggoth:

littlegoldfinchh:

littlegoldfinchh:

lord the peasants are so loud today

pheasants. PHeasants. The birds

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Don’t you mean classist Typo, as in discriminating against poor people, and not classicist, the type of academic who studies antiquity in southern Europe?

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don’t worry guys I got the fire extinguisher

Achievement unlocked!

Fire post!

WHAT DO YOU MEAN THE POST IS ON FIRE

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noodles-07:

heroineimages:

noodles-07:

“it’s all in your head” correct! unfortunately I am also in there

Mental illness is all in your head in the same way that prostate cancer is all in your ass.

this person wins everybody else go home

squeaky-hinge:

squeaky-hinge:

Name: Squeaky Hinge

Pronouns: he/her/he/her

Likes: Squeaking

Dislikes: WD-40

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Edit: I *love* WD-40

greelin:

get out. And take your sad weird bisexual man with you

junietuesday:

ep 42 when hardwon throws his lightning javelin and says “watch a dwarf call lightning” and moonshine laughs “i love that hardwon thinks of himself as a dwarf” and they all laugh

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like episode 32 short rest when jake goes “hardwon thinks he is a dwarf basically”. and then later when theyre talking abt dwarven beauty standards wondering if dwarves think hardwon is hot theyre like

murph: are dwarves like “i want someone who’s short and stocky”
caldwell: i have to imagine that to a dwarf hardwon is like a funhouse mirror version of a dwarf. it’s like you just like stretched a dwarf out. so it’s probably uncomfortable
[…]
jake: maybe i was like really popular until i had a growth spurt. like sophomore year i had it all and then i just got really tall, and i was like no, no no no, i’m hideous
murph: you were just like a five foot tall dwarf and people thought you were like sexy tall height, and now youre like freak tall height
caldwell: your development mustve been so weird for the other dwarves bc you didnt have a beard but you were super tall. […] so like going through puberty like as you grew a beard you also grew super tall. they mustve thought you were sick. they mustve thought you had a disease

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probablyautistic-definitleygay:

hymneminium:

Not that there’s anything wrong with having something wrong with you

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todaysbird:

todaysbird:

genuinely puzzled by people who do not enjoy training their animals and/or think it’s ‘mean’ to have trained them to respect boundaries and rules. like yeah your dog would probably prefer to jump up on the table and eat your food but that’s how you get Poisoning bro. sometimes humans do know what’s best even if that’s mildly annoying to your dog

and also like…training is enrichment. for the most part animals LIKE being trained…you know how exciting it is to learn a new skill like crocheting/cooking/whatever new hobby you picked up? for your dog that’s the same as learning Sit. you’re giving them something to do!! that’s not cruel!

my shitty ass headphone adapter for my phone doesnt work if you even touch that thing but i was listening to the skaldova short rest and i paused it to talk to a friend that just arrived in class and sat next to me, waiting in the room for class to start. and we stopped and i hit play again only for brian murphy’s disbelieving shriek of “WHAT?????” to immediately play at medium volume out of my phone. in a half-filled lecture room. i RUSHED to pause it again and my friend looked over at me and laughed a tiny bit and i had to explain abt the bad headphone adapter situation…….. of all the fucking things to come right after i hit unpause…….

yourtwistedprincess:

Zooming in on your nudes so I can see what’s on your bookshelf

professionalchaoticdumbass:

sexygaywizard:

You’ll never fuck a weird bitch if you have no whimsy

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girljpg:

me impatiently to the little french cat boiling me in a stew: chat am I cooked

vamprisms:

vamprisms:

no i don’t want you to redirect me to your app i want to look at recipe

i am not going to a secondary location with you one of us dies here

onetimemacaroni:

Hey google do girls kiss each other

Hey google definition of a “lebsian”

Hey Google what does it mean if a guy likes girls kissing

Hey google diy HRT