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See, that’s what the app is perfect for.

Sounds perfect Wahhhh, I don’t wanna

Obligatory Intro Post

Holy shit a bunch of new people just followed me so I thought I might as well put together a pinned post with some shortcuts!

Tumblr is my main place of communication, but I’ve also got a Bluesky now!

My Works (AO3 is JustPrime)

The #my podfics tag will get you to my podfics

The #my podcast will take you to my podcast with @sledgehamur

The #my writing tag is pretty self explanatory with tags like #mcu rewrite, #dream house being a more spesific

Additional rando tags include : #tag game (for tag games) #well thats a thing (for my reblogs of shitposting/non-fandom related things)

Asks

My Ask tag is #prime responds

Please feel free to ask about #fic recs and #book recs as well!!! Throwing recommendations at people’s heads always makes my day

[Fandoms include, but are not limited to : Marvel; Supernatural; DC; Marauders era HP; PotC; X-Men (reboot timeline); Star Wars; The Sandman; Castlevania; MDZS books and donghua (not really an Untamed person though), Hannibal; The Magnus Archives + Protocol; Malevolent]

The thing half of you are here for AKA The Ahsoka Episode Rants

Ep 3 ; Ep 4 ; Ep 5 ; Ep 6 ; Ep 7 ; Ep 8

For other Star Wars related rantings, check my #star wars tag or #dave filoni critical tag depending on the vibe you’re going for

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noorahqar

Dude it is SO FUN and EXCITING to see a reoccurring reader. If you've commented a handful of times on an author's work, I guarantee that they recognize you. You can't imagine how many times I've excitedly informed my friends "the person with the funny cat image commented!" "- anon is back!!!!" and the friends've recognized who I was talking about because I talk about my commenters so often LOL. We love you all!!!

it's so true and it's lovely fanfic writing
tiger-in-the-flightdeck
vilecrocodile

very funny to me when people act like animal farm and 1984 are revolutionary anti government texts that the Powers That Be dont want you to read when they have literally been a part of every standard middle/highschool english lit cirriculum in the usa and beyond for decades. precisely because theyre such convenient primers to propagandize that Commies = Bad. the government is quite literally making kids read them

leviathan-supersystem

also, animal farm is not just anti-communist, but anti-revolution in general. the whole point of the story is if you overthrow your oppressor the new order will just become the same as the one it replaced! the story offers no suggestion of how the animals could have overthrown the farmer without the pigs becoming exactly like them, it just seems to begin and end with "never overthrown your oppressor because you'll end up right back where you started anyways." bleak and ugly story.

therosielord

Not to be super English major about it, but Animal Farm was NOT an “anti-revolution” story. According to Orwell, it was inspired specifically by the Russian Revolution that led to the Stalinist regime. The story of animal farm is essentially what happened to the Russian people: they had a revolution against the tyrannical ruling class, only for the very people who had promised them freedom to turn into tyrants themselves.

The moral of the story is not “don’t have a revolution,” it’s that you should always be suspicious of those who promise you this utopian idea of freedom while still aiming to maintain power. The pigs never wanted to actually make everyone free, they just wanted to be the ones in charge. The novel details every small instance of the farm sliding further and further into fascism until it’s too late for anyone to do anything about it.

And 1984 doesn’t have much to do with communism at all. It’s about totalitarianism and fascism. There’s nothing pro-capitalist about the book. A totalitarian government like Big Brother’s could exist in either a capitalist or communist society. The point is the control they have over their people, and how important the flow of information is to that control.

George Orwell literally risked his life fighting fascists, so I think it’s pretty unfair to reduce his books to “anti-commie” propaganda. He was intensely critical of any state that maintained too much power over its people, and at the time, one of the worst examples of that was the recent communist revolution in Russia, which deposed a monarchy to install a dictator in its place.

pleasestopthese

orwell didn't pick up a gun to shoot fascists in spain alongside anarchist revolutionaries and write The book on it just so y'all can pretend the man favored inaction and the status quo.

tiger-in-the-flightdeck

Animal Farm is so much of a retelling of post-war Russia that when we studied it in high school (note, I'm Canadian) one of our assignments was to label which of the animals represented actual real life people, because it was FAR from subtle.

It's a prime example of how knowing the historical context of why a book was written is essential for understanding its meaning. Because yes while art is subjective and everyone interprets things in their own way, sometimes 'This pig is a stand in for Stalin, this horse is a stand in for the dismantled bourgeoisie, the farmer is a stand-in for the monarchy' is the actual point of a story.

know your history book meta books book recs fahrenheit 451 is another that i've seen people have bizarrely reductive takes about just because they're resentful about having to read it in middle/high school it's like the people who were taught The Crucible without somehow realizing that it's all about mccarthyism
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theonion

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A study published Monday in the Journal Of Abnormal Psychology found that individuals who suffer from panic disorders react negatively to being locked in underwater elevators for indefinite periods of time.

According to Dr. Samuel Lepore, who led the Yale University study, test subjects suffering from the disorder experienced full-on panic attacks as soon as the elevators shuddered to a halt, and they exhibited symptoms such as chest pain, shortness of breath, and numbness in the extremities when it became apparent the car was stuck and the emergency call button didn’t work.

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giggling the magnus archives is a podcast
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cykelops

were I to create an original piece of media I would create bait so queer in order to create a fanfic environment I like. I find you guys do your best work under duress.

cykelops

I’d say “jeez can two people not be friends anymore?” and then I’d give one of them amnesia in which they only recognize the other above anyone else

giggling cruel but fair gotta respect committing to the bit fanfic writing well thats a thing