HOLY HELLLL THIS IS WHAT IM TALKING ABOUTIWBGOWG THE NEO SOUND IS BACKKKK BRO OH MY GOSD

the instrumental sound is giving punch lwk idk

BUT THIS IS LIKE. the sister song of ISTJ AND IM EATING IT UPPSEHFBWIOGUWO FAWKKKKK haechan's bridge made me ascend i cannot lie

i also feel like we haven’t had a comeback in ages idk something about this comeback healed my inner child

⇢ dear mr. cupid

synopsis: it’s no lie that haechan only started his college matchmaking business due to his nosy personality. it’s also no lie that he was a little jealous of everyone he had helped out as he had no love life of his own. well, that was until his childhood friend moved back and mysterious love notes started appearing in his matchmaking inbox… addressed to HIM?!

pairing: haechan x fem! reader
genre: social media au, college au, fluff, crack, one sided pining, best friends to lovers
warnings: swearing, mentions of alcohol, jokes about murder and drugs
status: completed!!
started: 1st September 2022
ended: 9th January 2023
update schedule: twice a week (mostly mon & thur)
taglist: closed🤍!!

note: this is a spin-off for “you can’t have me… unless?” however it can be a standalone fic! (i was gonna wait later to post the masterlist but i got impatient and too excited lmao)

⎯ navi for lovesick fools universe

profiles 1/3: mean girls ft. y/n
profiles 2/3: dream squad!!
profiles 3/3: haechan’s alter egos
chapter 1: weirdass bubble tea
chapter 2: lacklustre of a love life
chapter 3: stupid things
chapter 4: no choice😒
chapter 5: maybe he will soon
chapter 6: this is so stupid😭
chapter 7: insults, insults and more insults💀
chapter 8: baby steps
chapter 9: suspiciously familiar🤔
chapter 10: whatever u say buddy
chapter 11: prove u wrong
chapter 12: i wish i could
chapter 13: what a simp’s gotta do😔
chapter 14: no lactaid😩
chapter 15: mark is a hate crime🤬
chapter 16: i don’t care
chapter 17: baby..?
chapter 18: are u… jealous?
chapter 19: if looks could kill😒
chapter 20: chenle vs good advice😮‍💨
chapter 21: i hate it here😔✋
chapter 22: absolute fool
chapter 23: gorgeous gorgeous girls🥳
chapter 24: stole my heart from the cookie jar
chapter 25: bad omens
chapter 26: the devil’s right hand men
chapter 27: he’s dumb💀
chapter 28: take that back😒
chapter 29: the universe hates me confirmed
chapter 30: im coming for u
chapter 31: genuinely
chapter 32: having a meltdown fr🤡
chapter 33: you and me
chapter 34: where do we stand?
chapter 35: only yours to keep💗 (finale)

next lovesick fool: jeno

⇢ you can’t have me… unless?

synopsis: after getting ghosted by your crush in high school, you swore off dating at university, earning yourself the title of ‘the unattainable’. after 3 years you were convinced that there would be no way the two of you would ever cross paths ever again. well, that was until he announced that he was your boyfriend at a party.

pairing: jaemin x fem! reader
genre: social media au, fake dating au, college au, fluff, crack, mutual pining, acquaintances to lovers
warnings: swearing, jokes about murder, mentions of alcohol, mildly talking themselves down
status: completed!!
started: 25th April 2022
ended: 8th August 2022
update schedule: twice a week (mostly mon & thur)
taglist: closed🤍!!

note: fun fact, this was actually supposed to be a written fic but it had too much dialogue so i thought it would be better suited as a smau. ALSO this is my first ever smau so i hope you enjoy!! (and im backkk)

⎯ navi for lovesick fools universe

profiles ½: y/n’s protection squad
profiles 2/2: the cool kids + 2 outcasts
chapter 1: the unattainable?
chapter 2: the bathroom is my safe haven
chapter 3: release ur inner prince charming
chapter 4: your lipstick…
chapter 5: physically alive… emotionally dead
chapter 6: i thrive off bad decisions :)
chapter 7: the main character and the idiot
chapter 8: ✨matcha latte w/ oat milk✨
chapter 9: these are not my friends🤠
chapter 10: peace between the nations😮‍💨
chapter 11: rite of passage?
chapter 12: 🚨THIS IS NOT A DRILL🚨
chapter 13: girl, u need to get off ur phone😭
chapter 14: u ditched me for 7/11?!
chapter 15: y/n’s denial phase
chapter 16: midnight adventure
chapter 17: stop bullying me on the tl😤
chapter 18: lovesick fools
chapter 19: google ur not helping😩
chapter 20: ding dong ditch🍜
chapter 21: y/nana’s damage control🥴
chapter 22: SEE I AM SMART😌
chapter 23: phase one, complete🥳
chapter 24: jeno collecting all the men era👀
chapter 25: my friends are oddly quiet…
chapter 26: d-day!🥳
chapter 27: déjà vu
chapter 28: for real
chapter 29: waffles and tea💚 (finale)

next lovesick fool: haechan