⚠ A spoonful of sugar makes the poison go down ☠

writing-is-a-martial-art:

teaboot:

gayhoediaz:

do you guys wanna see my favorite video on the internet yes you do

HES SO HAPPY HE JUST LOVES FANS SO MUCH

Putting teaboot’s tags here too because this joy for life needs to be shared I think


(all caps marked with asterisks, hashtags replaced by dots) tags reading: He appreciates the *design* the *features* the *care* the *sound* the *efficiency*. He appreciates the *craftsmanship*. How wonderful that he was born. How wonderful that he is here. So many little things that most don't think about. And there is always someone to see the beauty. I'm having a lot of feelings about The Ultimate Fanboy right now. Thank you Fanboy.ALT

palindromordnilap:

Hi! This is a rickroll. Please visit youtube dot com, type “never gonna give you up” in the search bar, then click on the first video that comes up. Thank you for your consideration.

crowdsourcedgender:

colestyle-deactivated20231123:

colestyle-deactivated20231123:

alright trans ppl we’re returning to the fucking sea until shit gets better lets go everyone

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this is awesome

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trans pride flag colorpicked from this crab (i swear all those colors are on the crab itself)

yardsards:

yardsards:

yardsards:

his tuoy

vincent, a fluffy orange cat, alseep on s dresser. his paws are holding onto a beanie baby cat, which is dangling over the edgeALT

woke up cuz he dropped his tuoy

vincent with his head lifted up, looking sleepy. the beanie baby cat is goneALT

i have retrieved his tuoy for him. all is well.

vincent back to sleep, using the beanie baby cat as a pillowALT

whatcoloristhatcat:

guooey:

guooey:

Rescue cat Theodore making biscuits with all four paws :)

Cats of San Bernardino | Donate or adopt here

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My god this sweet boy is absolutely a dish rag….

red mackerel tabby with low white spotting

krambee:

despazito:

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Finally got a clear shot of noonoo carrying her spring, it’s her favourite toy

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noonoo….

pb-dot:

melodiusfaux:

everythingfox:

Discussing baby’s future

They are both doing the “I want” chitter. They very much want to get up, but they have a sleeping baby cuddling with them. They must endure, but they will not be silent about it

Well well well, kitties. Looks like you want to get up but there’s a little cat on you so you can’t. Very frustrating situation there, can’t imagine the burden of being held down by a little adorable kittycat. Couldn’t, as the kids say, be me.

kittybroker:

woolenhumpbackwhale:

tiktoks-for-tired-tots:

@kittybroker how much for this very busy void?

Back again and busy playing hard! The funtime grind never stops for this one! Now for only $42.10!

chubby-aphrodite:

pretty-little-martyr:

chubby-aphrodite:

pretty-little-martyr:

no cruel jokes or pranks this April 1st we should instead celebrate the better April 1 holiday

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What is the better April first holiday and what does this saucy little scamp have to do with it

I can’t find an article in English but essentially in France it is a common children’s prank to on April Fool’s put little paper fish on people’s backs and it’s called “poisson d'Avril” (April Fish). when i was in school in our french classes we would hide paper fish around the school as well and i took great joy in wedging mine in deeply impractical places that im honestly not sure were ever found. looking at it now, my French teachers had billed it as a Whole Separate Holiday but it actually seems more to be like a cultural in-joke/France-Specific April Fool’s Prank lol whoops

regardless I like it better than some of the more mean spirited stuff I’ve seen associated with American April Fool’s day

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can’t be mad at someone just taping one of these lil guys to your back right !

i love this thank you

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