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felinefractious:

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🐱 British Shorthair

📸 Whiskerton Cattery

🎨 Black Golden Shell, Blue Golden Shell

felinefractious:

🐱 Domestic Shorthair

📸 Julia Bénard

🎨 Blue Bicolor [Iris Melanosis]

ranboolivesaysstuff:

moonzycat:

ranboolivesaysstuff:

moonzycat:

It’s a bones kind of day ☠️ Hashtag Boner Monday 🙏🖤🕷️

It’s your bones next gay boy 🖕🖕

wildflower182:

xain-russell:

spookybuttons-deactivated202101:

spookybuttons-deactivated202101:

spookybuttons-deactivated202101:

thinking about the time they sent me a seven year old autistic patient to investigate if he was suffering abuse because in every psychological test he kept drawing awful monsters

and I start the consultation already miserable as fuck and I give the kid some pen and paper so I can maybe communicate and see what’s on his mind

and then I go WAIT A GODDAMN SECOND I KNOW THOSE MONSTERS

turns out the kid just had a special interest in Five Nights at Freddy’s

I pointed at the monster and went “That’s Freddy!” and I’ve never seen a kid that ecstatic in my life

the mom looked at me as if her son and I belonged at the same satanic cult and that’s why I knew the names of the demons in his head

I wrote back to psychologist like “I’m not sure how to explain this but looking up five nights at freddys might bring you progress with this patient”

at some point the nurses realized the autistic children and I were like, Really Vibing

so they decided to highkey just appoint all of them to my day and it took me almost a month to realize that the fact that I kept arriving and finding that all of today’s appointments were autistic children was Not A Coincidence 

anyway this one time there was a kid who was really into christianity but it was like, specifically angels 

so I’m trying to start up a conversation with him and I ask what he’s reading and he goes “do you know what a nephilim is”

and like for one hellish second my soul is suckerpunched out of my body and thrown straight into supernatural-fanfic-on-wattpad hell, and then I reassume control of my flesh prison, ignoring the mental edits of Dean and Castiel making out, and go “Aren’t those the guys who are half human and half angel?”

and the kid was so fucking happy but the mom was staring at me like ‘why are you privy to this bit of occult jesus lore’

and my heathen lesbian of a self just looks at her and goes 

“i love bible”

It’s almost like taking an invested interest in what your children enjoy will help you understand them.

that addition might be the most savage call out i’ve ever seen

bootifullyme:

!!!

cryptotheism:

This is what happens to the economy without wokeness. Until my pronouns are respected, I will destroy another 3% of the American GDP. #darkwoke

ferret-with-a-knife:

beefstrugglenoff:

beefstrugglenoff:

I love you dead punctuation marks.

memes-that-get-reported:

thisbibliomaniac:

yourtongzhihazel: