gagging you with our red string of fate to shut you up for one fucking second
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gagging you with our red string of fate to shut you up for one fucking second
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medieval knight raising the visor on his helm just so you can see him rolling his eyes
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Approximately how often do you work out?
Every day
4–6 times a week
2–3 times a week
Once a week
Once every 2–3 weeks
Once every month or two
A few times a year
Once a year
Hardly ever, but I do it on rare occasions
Never
I’m not able bodied enough to work out
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a really evil thing is how you’ll complain about and criticise that colonial “lets go live in Thailand with my Australian dollar savings and exploit the cost of living difference to live lavishly and gentrify everything” and the people around you will look like you’ve just given them an incredible fucking idea.
you call people who aren’t even present a bunch of colonising gentrifying fuckheads and everyone around you feels personally attacked because one day they might want to be colonising gentrifying fuckheads too
(via milfygerard)
the thing about having a job is i just don’t want to do it. Sorry
i would rather be doing literally anything else. to be honest and open with everyone
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isn’t it so funny there’s such a thing as “customer service voice”? Like I have to speak to you like a child or you’ll rip my face off like a wild chimp
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totallynotobsessedwithfandoms:
I think clone wars dark side anakin is my favorite dark side anakin. because yeah, in the movies, you can tell he’s gonna fall. maybe not in the phantom menace, but in attack of the clones and revenge of the sith, it’s so obvious! everything about him just oozes both light and dark, the dark steadily winning. but clone wars anakin? clone wars anakin? oh, he’s a sun. he’s blindingly bright and he’s happy. we can go full episodes without a trace of the dark side showing up on his face or in his actions, which makes when he does go dark even more jarring. when he snaps and attacks and the imperial march plays faintly in the background, when not even ten minutes earlier in the episode he was joking around with ahsoka. that is peak dark side anakin to me, because that is what i imagine anakin truly was. happy and fun and then snapping, terrifying. it’s why no one believed it when he fell. why obi-wan and padme and ahsoka didn’t see it coming.
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Lesbian fujoshi is a position not unlike a cultural attaché and should be considered a protected class
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Spock ear cropping AU :((
Iβve been thinking about Spocks hybrid nature a lot.. what if she was born with human ears, hidden and surgically adjusted as a kid, still wounded and bandaged by the time sheβs engaged to Tpring.
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cigarette saturdays… substance abuse sundays… mojito mondays…. tequila shots tuesdays…. wasted wednesdays…. the blunt thursdays…. friday im in love
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