Some Amazingly Average Art

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See, that’s what the app is perfect for.

Sounds perfect Wahhhh, I don’t wanna
thescrapwitch
dankmemeuniversity

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nitocrisss

dont get me wrong this is #mood but just try eating a piece of bread with salt. please, seriously. ok? at least a tiny bit. salt helps with nausea, bread calms the stomach acid. if you really can’t face eating anything, just lick some salt like a damn elk, then wait and see if you can manage the bread. make some broth if you’re into that kind of thing. no spices, yes salt. if you’re feeling too weak and shaky to do much, just have a cup of tea with sugar (energy) and lemon (again, good against nausea). nibble on the lemon first, it will feel good, but don’t overdo - citric acid on an empty stomach is a majorly bad idea. take care of yourself, you’re the only you we’ve got

owlinadayswork

You’re the only you we’ve got”

askfordoodles

“just lick some salt like a damn elk” is the new “touch grass”

majorgenerally

Pretzels and crackers are bread with salt. Try those if you have any

jimmyjammydodger

as someone who frequently experiences this, i have been taking this advice since i first saw it 3 years ago and it works pretty much every time and its advice that i often share to people in the same situation. ive been so grateful to this advice ever since

palindrome-child
pirateprincessjess

“Why would you want to make a game for the original Nintendo?? No one is going to buy that”

Jokes on you! I sold 1 copy!!!

pirateprincessjess

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LOOK AT THAT BEAUTIFUL GRAPH! THATS A SALE BAAAABY

pirateprincessjess

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^Me rn

pirateprincessjess

Holy shit yall. I just woke up to 21 sales! The game has officially recouped the cost of all the software I used to make it!!! IM PROFITABLE?!

severebananapuppy

...What's the game, how did you make it, and how are you selling it?

pirateprincessjess

It’s called Undercover Shot! It’s a 2 player social deduction game for the original Nintendo Entertainment System!

I’m taking pre orders for physical copies here https://www.homebrew-factory.com/home/138-undercover-shot.html

And selling digital ROM versions for a dollar here: https://pirateprincessjess.itch.io/undercover-shot-nes

pirateprincessjess

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A week ago I was losing my mind over 1 sale, now I’ve sold 81 digital copies and 52 physical ones.

Over 100 people bought my game!!!!????? This is mind blowing. I don’t even know how to process this. I am so grateful. I would not have sold nearly this many without yall sharing this post as much as you did. I love you all so much. Thank you for making this happen. You all made my childhood dream come true in a bigger way than I thought possible.

pointless-achievements

Achievement Unlocked:

NEStseller

Sell a new title for the fucking Nintendo Family Computer in the year 2025 AD.