i hate viruses so fucking much. literally getting attacked by a fucking shape. a concept. consumes no energy. responds to no stimuli. its only existence is to fuck with you. like fuck offf
So deer have this instinct to stand tall and walk like a king when they notice something (a predator) watching them so they look like strong opponents since predators usually target the weakest members of the herd. The baby is doing the Don’t Eat Me Walk.
Predators: “How could I possibly eat someone THAT cool??”
So I’ve finally caught up on the Animation Versus Minecraft series and I am absolutely dead at the fact that when King gave them the staff, they proceeded to use it in the most stupid ways possible. Dude gave them a literal weapon of ultimate power and they like.
Cuddle it in their sleep.
Use it for fancy orchestras.
Make a pogo stick out of it
This is the reaction of someone who realized they literally created a world ending weapon then gave it to a group of very, very stupid kids. I’m dying. Please I cannot express how absolutely hilarious this is to me. The weapon that King used to literally destroy the entirety of Minecraft is now being used by the dumbest squad of teenagers who are using it for teenage things. He doesn’t even know about the lucky block thing.
Bro literally went on an extended villain arc, disgraced his dead son’s memory, and hurt/took advantage of/abused countless innocents and he has just realized the biggest mistake he ever made was giving his weapon to the people who beat him. Not because they are worse than him but because they are royally, painfully, AGONIZINGLY stupid. World ending power meets world denying stupidity
