hiiiii !! im lorena (he/she, 18+)

he/she. white & ndn. funny alien

shrimpnet:

i think if susie met mark grayson she would try to clone him because he's literally one of the strongest people she would have ever met and viltrumite DNA would be highly useful for any number of things. and then the invincible clone would not only fail to be 1. controllable or 2. hostile, but he would just sit on his ass and use susie's inexhaustible funds to buy and read Seance Dog all day

absolute funniest possible outcome of a kots/invincible crossover

kirbyofthestars:

susie epilogue should be about her going to the grocery store

kirbyofthestars:

oh my goodness i forgot to show yall what i got yesterday

Him.

oh my goodness i forgot to show yall what i got yesterday

kirbyofthestars:

i am so sorry susie haltmann jumped out of the 3ds and shot your mother and parents. i hope they make a swift recovery.

kirbyofthestars:

my favourite ridiculous headcanon is that susie has been forever labouring under the erroneous impression that “Of The Stars” is kirbys last name

jojo-schmo:

It’s Susie Haltmann Finger Puppet Time!!!

kirbyofthestars:

“why do you hate susie” i don’t it’s actually quite the opposite she controls my brain like a cordyceps fungus i literally bought a little figurine of her and tucked her into bed

you’ll be like boy i really like The Character and people will be like hmm yet you acknowledge The Character does bad things sometimes. Why do you hate her. like yes she is a villain that is her job????

“why do you hate susie” i don’t it’s actually quite the opposite she controls my brain like a cordyceps fungus i literally bought a little figurine of her and tucked her into bed