Professional Internet Rando

teaboot:

thememedaddy:

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My favourite thing in the world is seeing folks act like real human beings around big celebrity personalities

terriblerealestateagentphotos:

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This is where we cook, watch TV, do laundry, hold board meetings, and occasionally shoot some hoops.

shithowdy:

A cowboy fallout ghoul in a black duster and hat stands facing his mutant horse. She has mottled flesh and bears a mixture of equine and crocodilian features. The skin around her teeth is peeling away.ALT
The same picture under dark lighting. It displays a luminescence that can occasionally be seen from within the horse.ALT

i’ve been really inconsistent with gatha’s design, so i worked out something to reference. i wanted to lean more into her aquatic mutations, and split her hooves into toes. i’d done it in a few pictures, and now i have to commit. included is a hasty demo on how she tends to attain a glow if she’s been sloshing around in wster she shouldn’t for too long.

… which, oliver theorizes (among many theories), is what made this happen in the first place.

werewolf-transgenderism:

a medieval style digital drawing of an androgynous brown-skinned knight on horseback on a hill, stabbing a long gold spear into a blue dragon on the ground. the knight has a gold halo behind their head and wears a suit of silver armor with a nonbinary flag striped tunic and a trans flag as a cape. their horse is white, with blue tack with trans pride trim. there is black gothic text at the top and bottom of the image reading “A world without trans people has never existed and never will.” there’s an ornate pale blue border around the image, filled with pink and blue scrollwork, gold hearts filled with colorful flowers, a smiley bat, two smiley moles, and two smiling frogs holding up trans flags.ALT

a world without trans people has never existed and never will

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brownheadedcowbird:

brbeth:

noknowshame:

I’m watching Splash (1984) which is a romcom about a guy who falls in love with a mermaid, and when she chooses a human name she chooses Madison and guy says “that’s not a real name, but alright” which seems to imply that Madison was not a name until at least the 80’s and all girls named Madison are actually named after the mermaid. thought you should know

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I think…you might be right

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what the fuck

berryplusbears:

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never thought Disney would be bold enough to address the strain on Nick and Judy’s relationship after the abortion

WHERE is the video with the guy with the laptop dancing to really bad music please i need this
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sensicalabsurdities:

oceanicgf-deactivating-deactiva:

before i hit play i was like “I’m sure ‘bad music’ is subjective” … and then

beardedmrbean:

POV, you are riding on birb

wizardarchetypes:

wizardarchetypes:

one time a ranger 1 (so not law enforcement) at the state park where i worked was getting rid of a bunch of clothes so he put them all in garbage bags and dropped them off at the bunkhouse where all the seasonal employees lived and he said we could go through them before he donated them and we all took a tshirt or two and then a month later we were throwing a party and I was like “we should all wear his clothes to the party” and he came in and it took him like an hour and five drinks to suddenly be like “wait a minute………………”

i should’ve noted that our parties always had dress-up themes (pirate night, cowboy night, etc.) and he’d texted me and asked what the theme was for this one and i told him “just dress as yourself.”